RotS Parody Script

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"HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Right, go kill the children. Got it.

IAN MCDIARMID
Well, kill everyone, not just--

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(leaving)
On my way to kill all of the
children now! Whee!"

"Issue order... 69."
*mass orgy ensues*
"Erm, Wait- 66! 66!"
Clone trooper shouting in the background: "Is missionary ok??"

Anakin's body lays at the end of the slope, burning. Obi-wan chooses this, of all moments, to make him feel guilty about joining the sith.
"You were the chosen one!"
"BLEEH! BLEEH!" *Anakin's body bursts into flames and his eyes get all bloodshot.
"You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them!"
*YEAAAGG! I'M DYING, DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FLYING ****??*
"I loved you, anakin!"
*smolder*
----
Sidious arrives, somehow manages to instantly locate Vader

"Here... dress him up in this suit."
"Where did you get that?"
"Uh... well..."
"Wow, it's so tight around the codpiece... is this specially fit?"
"No further questions... just take it to the hospital"
"What the hell... did you want him taller..."
"That is none of your business!"
"A cape? Sir, this seems kinda ga-."
"DO IT."

😂 did you write that yourself insomnia? funny stuff

Yeah.
Except order 69 was something my friend initially came up with.

As for vader's suit, we were in burger king during lunch, and they had a huge cut-out with a popping-out codpiece... one thing led to another...

lol

f***ing genius

lmfao

killing the children and the blockbuster thing were hilarious

He JUMPS and gets SLICED AND DICED. Then COMPLETELY BURNED.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Mother****er!

EWAN MCGREGOR
I'm leaving, Hayden! Even though
you are writhing in agony, I won't
do the humane thing and put you out
of your misery. You're the dick,
though.

[QUOTE=4047989]Originally posted by PVS
[B]EWAN MCGREGOR

DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Where's Natalie Portman? Suddenly I
am worried about her again.

IAN MCDIARMID
It seems that in your overacting,
you killed her.

that was the funniest bit

[QUOTE=4047989]Originally posted by PVS
[B]EWAN MCGREGOR

DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Where's Natalie Portman? Suddenly I
am worried about her again.

IAN MCDIARMID
It seems that in your overacting,
you killed her.

that was the funniest bit

sorry about the double post 😮

triple post 😛

I love that site.

I've been using it for a ages now. Always brings a smile to my face.

I loved that killing-the-children-task-is-left-to-the-Dark-Lord-of-the-Sith thing... Outstanding!