He-Man vS Hulk

Started by Martial Artist4 pages

He Man is as strong as pre-crisis supes.

He man's strength is unlimitted

He-man wins

Originally posted by Martial Artist
He Man is as strong as pre-crisis supes.

How?

Pre-Crisis Supes whooped his ass.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
How?

Pre-Crisis Supes whooped his ass.

No, he didn't.

Cool sig Martial Artist.

And He-Man wins this.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Cool sig Martial Artist.

And He-Man wins this.

Agreed Ninjak!

Guys, the Superman fight is the very definition of a non-feat for them both. There's no point debating it. It's literally 2 panels of nothing conclusive. They exchange one punch each Rocky/Drago style and then Superman knocks He-Man back but he's not terribly hurt. That's it. The frequency with which it is brought up in He-man threads will forever mystify me.

Strength/durability being a push if we compare potential and feats, it's the Sword of Power (think a low-level Mjolnir with adamantium-like cutting ability) that is the decider here.

I see this is about the same as "Hulk v Superman--" and neither one has a chance against Hulk, for the simple reason that, let's face it, both Superman and He-Man are totally GAY.

And I don't mean "gay" in the sense of 2 mean having sex with each other-- not that they wouldn't be doing that; I mean more like an entire PLANET called "Faggotia," which is just filled with naked men in a giant eternal gay-pile orgy.

Here we have one guy in sky-blue tights who flies around with a red cape, red boots, and red underwear on the outside of his blue tights, and he's secretly an even faggier nerd; then you have another who's a blonde beach-boy with long hair in a blue S&M bikini and salon-tanned and waxed body-- who likewise is an effeminate little prince who looks exactly like his alter-ego before a trip to the S&M Salon. Hello, GAY!

Almost as much as when Donald Blake discovered his sexuality AND his secret identity at the same time, after he picked up his "hammer" and next thing he knew he was "Mighty Thor!" (say it with a lisp and you'll get it).

And so, I'd say that it would end in a stalemate even if he fought BOTH of them; Hulk would charge in and say "Hulk SMASH, Hulk SMASH YOU AL-- uh-- WHA?
WHAT YOU MEN DOING? YOU WRESTLING TO SEE WHO GET TO FIGHT HULK?
WAIT a minute.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

HULK DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE!
HULK DON'T WANT TO SMASH ANYMORE!
HULK DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANY MORE, EVER AGAIN!
HULK QUIT FOREVER!

HULK JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND GOUGE EYES OUT WITH RUSTY METAL SPOON!!!!"

And that's about it.

If they fought in a populated area millions of people would die. I'm assuming both are bloodlusted. He-Man is the most powerful man in the universe. He destroys hulk and juggernaut and majin-buu and Odin at the sametime while blindfolded drunk with one hand tied behind his back and a broken leg

tsk Current Hulk 10/10

Power of Greyskull>>>>>Puny Gamma.

He-Man smash!!!!

^ smh

thunderclap ftw

Sword block to decapitate combo to K.O.

.25-.5 kilometer to cover first, and hulk's mere footsteps are an attack on he-man before the "fight" starts.
biscuits

his footsteps were enough to shift 150,000,000,000,000 tons of lithosphere while approaching skaar.

MEET ME SUMWHERE!!!!

Puny hulk becomes He-Man's new girlfriend.

He- Man wins and goes to bang Teela while Man at Arms is away.

I can see He-Man's Power Sword causing problems for Hulk.. And dnt forget he has a shield too which he can use to block Hulk's punches.

He-man potentially should destroy hulk but he has really limited feats.