Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Tell me! Tell me! 😱
Yes, Coffin Puppets, cause though a zombie which is a well known creature type (When it was made it wasn't really..) you're a puny 3/3 for 3BB! Okay, like liberals before you you can spring back up after a healthy dose of defeat. But only by sacrificing two lands, only during your own turn, only if you're in the graveyard, only if you control a swamp, and only if it's on a Tuesday between 12-6:00pm.. Oh, and to top everything off you're a rare, so cheapasses like me won't even put you in thier deck..
Originally posted by §P0oONY
I like it!!
You were the reason Wizards of the Coast stopped printing mercenary cards. The Agent of Shauku is a horrible cards, not only expensive to bring out and use, but with minimal effect and a weak ass exsistance. You're so bad even newbies won't take you, and you can't even be sold to a card shop for that nickel like most lands. I believe you were intended for pretty toilet paper during those long tournament sessions..
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
ME! ME! ME!dude, i posted first!
Not an offical card is you, but you still somehow manage to kickass, well.. in a parrelel dimension maybe. I say this cause considering the crap you're hanging around (IE: The other cards..) you're not going to be getting many +1/+1 counters..
Originally posted by Big Evil
You were easier then your mom after three hits of tequilla.Yes, Coffin Puppets, cause though a zombie which is a well known creature type (When it was made it wasn't really..) you're a puny 3/3 for 3BB! Okay, like liberals before you you can spring back up after a healthy dose of defeat. But only by sacrificing two lands, only during your own turn, only if you're in the graveyard, only if you control a swamp, and only if it's on a Tuesday between 12-6:00pm.. Oh, and to top everything off you're a rare, so cheapasses like me won't even put you in thier deck..
What a bunch of crap! 🙄 Magic the gathering is lame anywayz. 😛
Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
What card am i?
What the H?!?! You cost no-thing but are not an artifact but infact a red creature! You're a rare breed indeed (Five to be exact..) but as a kobold you're always a suprise at the table. Course you're not very strong but hey, you get what you pay for..