The Contradiction Game

Make up your contradictory moments ie. Headlines, conversations etc! Even better if it is KMC related. 😄

headlines: "Raz hands over power to the n00bs*
"Scientist prove the existance of magic"
"Mothers admit the internet is raising their kids"
"Feminist Allienece wet T-shirt competition this weekend"
"Battling Poverty with Bill Gates"

Moments: - The Tired Hiker runs out of material
- Kid rock admits he is wrong
- Raz gets banned

Pi = 3

Headlines:

"Cine gets Married; gives away DVD's, and Mod title"

"George W. Bush admits errors, joins frontlines"

"Tex claims; "I'm really straight, dollcakes!"

"Jackie Malfoy designated a genius; I.Q. score to prove it"

ROFL! 😂 nice

E = MC Hammer

"Back Fire donates millions to the local church."
"Canadian Moose arrested on alligations he is not really from Canada."
"Silver Tears hated by all."
"Badboy2004 voted KMC's brightest."
"Tony Blair tells the U.S. to F*ck off."
"Saddaam Hussein goes to heaven."
"Oprah Winfrey arrested on Mollestation chargers. Michel Jackson aquitted."
"Hayden Christianson admits that he's gay. Ian Thorpe backs him up."
"Macully Culcan wins Mr Olympia contest."

deano is really american
kmc members finally believe in deano's conspiracy theories
cine's sigs are made by backfire!

Raz is a sock

hitler never died, he had plastic surgery and is now president of the usa
ww2 was really started because churchill had lost to hitler in a cards game
america finally admit that soccer is there favourite sport

"The Vatican invades The U.S.A."
"Putin and Bush swap places"

I dont like oral...

Dodo's are not extinct and will often be seen flying around

What are these headlines? Can't we all just make up contradictions like some of the above?

Blue Dragon wins award for best thread understanding!

Headlines: KD turns the site from PG-13, to R Rated!

George W. Bush presses atomic missle button! Destination: Asia!

Smilies improved on KMC! Check it out!

The majority of American's are unpatriotic atheists

*Kosta finally changes SN back to Celsius*

NV7 Finally starts calling me Kosta.

😂

"TTH goes a whole day without making a funny thread"

Kidrock and PVS learn to get along.

Yerssie gets an avatar.