Getting old, smelly, and grumpy.

Ooooooooookaaaaaaay. 😕

and Tex is collecting barbie dolls

Gundy's my barbie doll... And you knwo what guys do with Barbie dolls. 😉

yeah thrown em around all over the place

Among other things, yes.

and you will dress them up in a bikini

After I undress them.... maybe. 😉

So my measurements are now....what did they say Barbie would measure if she were real ? Like 48-13-20 or something bizarre like that ?

if she was real, the first thing she would have done was getting rid of ALL the plastic around her!

🙄

And Ken

*melts Ken on a grill*

What?

I'll be 15 next year. Don't gripe about old age Merc, old people are the greatest! And they are wise.

Kiwi Leia, you've done that all so fast! Doesn't your head spin?

But Gundy-dear: those ARE your measurements. 😄

*girlish giggle*

Thanks baby. 😉

*hands finti barf bag*

oh man this is to tense