Have You Ever Wanted to Jump The Pizza Boy!

Started by Ken Kenobi3 pages
Ken Kenobi Senior Member

I've had some pizza girls that I've wanted to bone. ✅

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

Ive never had a pizza girl come to my door

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I've had some pizza girls that I've wanted to bone. ✅

they probably didnt want you to touch them back

Ken Kenobi Senior Member
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
they probably didnt want you to touch them back

And that's why I didn't...because I am what you would classify as a gentleman.

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

in_love ok cool!

Killer_Dennis Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by Moosooman
lol i should become a piza boy .. Might get some 😖
Yeah...become the pizza boy so you can be loved by the ladies 😂

Killer_Dennis Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by silver_tears
the ones around here are like 45 😐
Same..

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

they are young here perv

-Funky Punk- Senior Member

some are hott here.. but today our pizza guy weighd aboput 400 pounds!

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

yikes.. poor guy

silver_tears Senior Member

Im gonna become a pizza chick 🤺

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

ok pizza have fun

silver_tears Senior Member

Dont worry I will 😖hifty:

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

eat

-Funky Punk- Senior Member

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
yikes.. poor guy
..i love pizza guys!

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by silver_tears
the ones around here are like 45 😐

With the term pizza "boy"? 😖

silver_tears Senior Member

pizza man I suppose, I've yet to get a hot one

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Pizza man makes them sound like some bizarre superhero....hysterical

"Look, up on the curb!"
"Is it the mailman?"
"Is it the tax collector?"
"No, it's pizza man!!!!"

(very stupid and childish music)

silver_tears Senior Member

wow, that was lame, very good 😊

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

I'm sorry. I can be very random after 9:15 PM.