Ali: "So what about the pornos, would that still be legal in
Amsterdam?"
Teddy: "Well, it's going to be very difficult indeed, quite frankly,
as the borders go down, to try and accept a difference in
policy."
Ali: "So will I still be able to buy stuff with, you know, dogs and
women, or whatever in Amsterdam, or will that be illegal
there."
Teddy: "Oh no, that's still, you'll still be able to do that, but the
crux is this, is it going to be the same law through Europe."
Ali: "So we could start getting pornos of that quality over here?"
Teddy: "It's up to the European council of ministers to decide that
the same rules should apply throughout Europe."
Ali: "Aren't there any good things about it though, like, I dunno,
the ladies, like everyone knows we've got a lot of mingers
here and... I dunno, we get some Sweedes or whatever because
they is easier and less frigid than, I dunno, the English
girls..."
Teddy: "Southend-on-Sea is the place with the lovliest girls..."
Ali: "Me had a look around, man."