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Originally posted by The King of All
i call thor

Thor will have 3 beers (and he appreciates the welcome, though he chooses to ignore the fabio part of it)

Hey blondie!

What types of beers?

well? Thor, u still there? what kinda beer do u want? hello? anyone?

I'll take another bud lite.

*hands Spectre his bud lite*

Where'd Thor go?

I threw him and his hammer out the window. Sorry but that long blonde hair was making me jealous

dont do that anymore or ill have to ask u to leave. Thor may be a bit too stylish and fashionable, but hes a good customer.

Very well

Thor had to save the universe several times over

but now that he hath returned he'll have a bud

Originally posted by The King of All
Thor had to save the universe several times over

but now that he hath returned he'll have a bud

Thor raises his hammer to smite you, reads the rules to see that smiting is not allowed. So, thinking quickly, he decides that the best course of action would be to go cry in the corner 😄

You fool we shall take this outside if you want and you can test or powers against the Presence itself.

None is mightier than the warrior-prince, thunder-god, all-around cool guy, THOR

...but alas if we were to take it outside i would have to put my drink down, and i cannot let that happen

(orders a steak, medium-well)

Guys dont worry. Fighting is my worst problem. I mean you kill one Ninja chick with her own sai and a guy in red pyjamas is beating the heck outta for the rest of your days.........................

Ok I killed 5 ninja chicks, and..... a.........a.....duck.

UUUhhm anyone up for a game of cards?

Oh wait gotta go. Another contract. Another person to kill..........hey any of you guys know where Batman lives..............I........ uuhhhhhhh........bought him a present.....HEEHAHAHA MWAHAHA "COUGH" COUGH" HAHAHA meh.

well gotta go.................

Yeah well I made the hole Multiverse I am the all powerful being of the cosmos. All who stand before will be judged.

Thor must go take a power-nap so that he retains his boyish good-looks

but he shall return....

(flies away with his hammer)

ok cya

Sry everybody for my absence.

*hands Thor his bud and steak*