Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

The Spectre/Presence has returned

alright what can i get ya?

A bud light please

*hands Spectre his bud lite.

So i sense by my cosmic awareness that u still have the power of the presence inside of u. how have u faired with it?

I have done many things with it. I have destroyed univeres and made new ones to take their place. But mostly I have been resting and relaxing.

good for u man. I destroyed an entire multiverse and then created a new one also. That's why im a god. King Thor and all of Asgard's warrior pansies disagreed with me about being a god tho so i had to beat all their asses including King Thor and then along with the help of the Storm Giants i destroyed the floating New Asgard that was above New York.

Oh yeah well i kissed my sister

I farted and created a multiverse on accident yesterday.

okay okay guys lets not get into an argument over feats.

Waitaminute! u kissed ur sister! u sicko! *blasts him in the face, killing him*

Anyway the multiverse calls and I must leave goodbye guys.
*Vanishes*

pussy! u knew u were next!

*revives Luke Skywalker*

sorry about that Luke, but kissin ur sis is pretty ****ing nasty!

*blasts u again, killing u again*

*revives u again*

sry again hehehehe

Originally posted by armandovalles
*revives Luke Skywalker*

sorry about that Luke, but kissin ur sis is pretty ****ing nasty!

*blasts u again, killing u again*

*revives u again*

sry again hehehehe

nah, im more powerful than "the force". The force cant do shit to me. It's too scared to even attempt to attack me. Plus, as the bartender, i am completely invincible.

Originally posted by armandovalles
nah, im more powerful than "the force". The force cant do shit to me. It's too scared to even attempt to attack me. Plus, as the bartender, i am completely invincible.

LMAO!

*shoots un threw the back, paralyzing u, then tilts ur head back and poors gallons upon gallons of JD down ur throat, getting u drunk off ur ass, then heals ur paralyzation to watch u stumble around drunk*

lol

Originally posted by armandovalles
LMAO!

*shoots un threw the back, paralyzing u, then tilts ur head back and poors gallons upon gallons of JD down ur throat, getting u drunk off ur ass, then heals ur paralyzation to watch u stumble around drunk*

lol

(no dude ur supposed to be smashed off ur ass lol)

Any super beings still want to get drunk off their ass?

Aunt may picks up her small poo, checks nobody has noticed and drops it in somebodys drink. She then walks outta the bar, takes two steps, forgets what just happened, walks back in the bar and orders a drink..........