Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

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Originally posted by armandovalles
we dont got no tea *****!

only ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!

Can I get a glass of Alize

*smashes the wine to the floor* Got any of the hard stuff?

Originally posted by jgiant
*smashes the wine to the floor* Got any of the hard stuff?

Umm, do you like Hypnotic?

*hands u each a full bottle of Hypnotic.

here u go guys, drink up.

*blasts Punisher in the leg.

Before u drink, u gotta clean up that mess u just made.

*gets up and goes to the bathroom, places 25lbs of explosives in bathroom and leaves, blows it up just before he gets to his car and goes home to plan the destruction of the chain of superhero supervillian restaurant and pub's across the planet...*

*flies out of the pub and into ur house at the speed of light, tearing ur house apart because of the speed. Then busts threw the door and blasts u in the face with the supercharged Kree Photon Gun, killing u.

(lol now u can either pick a new char to be or u can stop being so destructive. If u wanna still be Punisher but not be so destructive then ill revive u, otherwise stay dead and pikc a new char, ur choice.)

Wait how can you do that did you read my mind...

i have cosmic awareness. I know EVERYTHING.

So it's ur choice, either pick a new char or stop being so destructive.

You cant kill punisher, he comes back as demon killing punisher then back as regular punisher again and thus comes back to the resuraant and pub and asks for some wild tukey....

(fine, seriously, u can stay as Punisher, but dont be so destructive)

*revives Punisher.

Alright, for the last time, we dont have any Wild Tukey! here's a beer.

*hands Punisher a heineken.

Define destructive...

destructive: no violence of any kind! (unless provoked)

So when you tell me not to be destructive you want me to be violent...according to your definition....

no dude just dont be destructive!

(im changin my character, kinda. I dont wanna be Insane Genis anymore, so im changin to the Current New T-Bolts Genis who has the Northstar-like costume and has that blue-rainbow-ish energy.)

Originally posted by armandovalles
destructive: no violence of any kind! (unless provoked)

😂

BUMP!!! THE PUB IS BACK IN BUSINESS!!!

I am STILL Ultimate Ben Grimm, the Grimm Reaper, THE THING!!! AND I AM STILL THE BARTENDER!!!!

CAN I GET ANYONE ANYTHING TO DRINK?

Yeah Blade here get me a Bud with some blood mixed it.

Verily, The Mighty Thor asks for a barrel of mead, brought to my table! I will pay with the finest minted gold, my mortal friend.

I am The Ion, the godly entity using the form of Kyle Rayner as my host. Beware my godly power and give me a pint of Fosters (yeah, i'm cheap!) and a pack o' fags lest I choose to vaporise you with the awesome power of ION!

Oh, and chuck in a bag of peanuts and one of your lap dancers, matey!