Who's naked right now?

I was really tempted to buy a thong once. So to release the stress I stole a loaf of bread, put it in the fridge until it was very hard, then robbed a bank with it!

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I was really tempted to buy a thong once. So to release the stress I stole a loaf of bread, put it in the fridge until it was very hard, then robbed a bank with it!

*calls police*

I'm naked right now! 😐

😱

Originally posted by a1hsauce
✅ 😉 😄 😛

😄

*Bursts through door wet and naked*

I'm to understand there were loads of hot femalia around these here parts.

Where they at? LET ME ATTEM!

-AC

Im half naked...........

.....from the waist down! 😉

*Stares*
I..Im not one of them but...you look nice.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Bursts through door wet and naked*

I'm to understand there were loads of hot femalia around these here parts.

Where they at? LET ME ATTEM!

-AC

*Ignores Dark's entrance and boner ruining reply*

WHERE THEY AAAATTT?

So I showed up naked for nothing?

-AC

Well....I think Irene's asleep in the house.

*Ninja mode*

Be wery wery qwiet, I'm hunting Iwene.

Huhuhhuhuuhuhhuh.

-AC

😂

If you can sneak into her arms, I'll give you $5. 😂

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Bursts through door wet and naked*

I'm to understand there were loads of hot femalia around these here parts.

Where they at? LET ME ATTEM!

-AC

*points to hot femalia*

shuriken

Originally posted by silver_tears
Are you? 😊

come back in 20 minutes

Originally posted by misha
a skivvy is like a jumper...very warm...usually with a turtle neck ✅

.... for us aussies anyway 😖

originally G I issue boxer shorts. not so warm tho,kinda stand open in the front......drafty in winter. cold blooded types would have their gf to knit them a wool sock for IT. now any men"s underwear (breif or boxer) are called skivvys. 😛

btw, im nekkid now too, just b-cause everyone else is too. 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮

I pronounce it "nekkit" or "nakie" lol.
Im nakie according to my Nudist Colony 😉

yo!