is masturbating a sin?

Started by debbiejo41 pages

Originally posted by Alliance
Actually, many of the Marine Iguanas in the Galapagos masterbate. It has Darwininan applications. Its rather cool actually.
That's just so wrong..... 😑

Bigger male marine iguanas defend thier territories very well against naturally smaller ones. The problem is is that all the females hang out by the big guys. Giving natural selection...you'd expect that the little guys would becommming less and less common, but they weren't. THe population was in balance.

What happens is, the little guis lay on the beach and masterbate on a rock etc, ejaculate into their cloacca (remember these are reptiles) and save the semen until the time is right. When a lovely lady iguana gets close, the run up to her (into the big iguana's territory), inseminate her, and run back out before the big guy finds out.

Its hilarious.

Originally posted by Alliance
Bigger male marine iguanas defend thier territories very well against naturally smaller ones. The problem is is that all the females hang out by the big guys. Giving natural selection...you'd expect that the little guys would becommming less and less common, but they weren't. THe population was in balance.

What happens is, the little guis lay on the beach and masterbate on a rock etc, ejaculate into their cloacca (remember these are reptiles) and save the semen until the time is right. When a lovely lady iguana gets close, the run up to her (into the big iguana's territory), inseminate her, and run back out before the big guy finds out.

Its hilarious.

My wife and I were at the zoo a few years back... we had the distinct opportunity to observe some bats giving themselves oral stimulation. 🤨 No need to state that we do not visit that exhibit any more.

Why, its totally natural. and its not masturbation. Its fellatio.

Originally posted by Alliance
Why, its totally natural. and its not masturbation. Its fellatio.

It just grossed us out, no moral objection to it, it was just disturbing.

Animals have to have fun too 😍

woot *animal*naughty*animal*

well.

lol

😂

I hope it ain't a sin....*shifts eyes*

welll.......it is.......but I second that hoping, haha

don't worry bunch of people masturbate to me *coughselphiecough* ermm

I masturbate TO SpadeKing's avy.

and I masturbate to your sig look at that tight gunhole herb

yum...be careful though...when I get excited I get triggerhappy 😆

Originally posted by SelphieT
I masturbated 4 times today! Wooooo hoooooooo!!!!!!! take that! 😛
😱 Bow Chika Bow Wow... droolio

Originally posted by SpadeKing
and I masturbate to your sig look at that tight gunhole herb

I don't know, but that has to be a sin. 😱 😱

lol yea =\

Who was it that said:"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter." nuff said!