"You friend is corect. I am a robot. A Wily bot. Dr. Wily set me on a mission."
Yesterday....
Ian was possesing Bass and playing Bass's PSP when Dr. Wily entered.
'Ian, it's time you know that I am mad evil scientist bent on world domination."
"Uh-huh." Ian said not really paying attention.
"Now go out and wreck havock."
"Yeah, go out and whatever." He left Bass's body who promptly burst into flames and screamed. "OHMYGODIMONFIRE!!!!"
Back to the present....
"He burst into flames man." Ian Layer started laughing.