"Hmmmmm........... Time to warp the fabric of reality to the DIMENSION OF NINTENDO! As all Nintendo games character live in the same dimension and that means alot o' people."
Exiting Jacope's body, he becomes a spiraling portal.
"Don't ask me how I can do this, I just can."
Out come, Link, Mario, Luigi, and Samus. (3 games I actually played) "Where tha hell-a our wee." Mario said in his accent.
"If not," Ian said, "I'll just set them all on fire, if you like."
"....I'd so flip you off if I had fingers." Ian silent for a moment, then Neo exits the portal.
"Hey, kids, I'm the One."
Gandalf,
"If there is evil, I shall send a defenseless hobbit to take care of it."
Darth Vader,
"Luke Skywalker, who's yo daddy?"
Through complicated psychic powers, Ian put Vader, Gandalf, and Neo under Ice's control.