"Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island. "
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
A Night at the Roxbury
"There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is."
RLA
RölandMasked Vigilante
A Beautiful Mind
"Oh, Africa, brave Africa. It was... a laugh riot."
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
American Psycho
"Take that Book of Mormon and shove so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pig ****ers!"
RLA
RölandMasked Vigilante
Orgazmo
"Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts."
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
Memento
"You saw the stop sign, didn't you, Lloyd?"
TM
T.MWelcome to The Suck
The Ref.
"Don't scrape to me. You are the equal of any man here."
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
The Birth Of A Nation
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
TM
T.MWelcome to The Suck
The Godfather.
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower, this will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
American Beauty
"If you die first, I'm going to eat you."
STR
StrangeloveMisunderstood Genius
Ravenous
"I read this, in this fantastically depressing book, that when you jump from a building, it's rarely the impact that actually kills you."
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
Stranger than Fiction.
"Mack?!? I ain't no Mack! I'm a Peterbilt for dang's sake!"
BLA
BlackSunshineDo what you want to do
Cars
"I missed the Express...I guess I'll have to take the Stanford Local"
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
Madagascar
"An elephant graveyard is no place for a prince."
IL
Imperial LogicObsessed and Possesed
The Lion King
"Look; if we build this large wooden badger..."
TH
=Tired Hiker=El Bastardo
The Holy Grail
"Obviously you're not a golfer."
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
The Big Lebowski
"Men! 50 of you are going into the jungle. 25 of you ain't coming back!"
TH
=Tired Hiker=El Bastardo
Dazed And Confused? But I think he said 'mission' not 'jungle'.
"Yo she-bit*ch . . . let's go."
IMP
ImpedimentEndless
Army of Darkness. 👆
"You are one sad, strange liitle man. You have my pity."
BLA
BlackSunshineDo what you want to do
Toy Story
"Even here, in hillbilly hell, we have standards."