Quote Quiz!

A Dirty Shame

"I read a little bit every night. I read words like revenge, sweet, lasting revenge."

Sleepers

"The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

The Goonies

"We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!"

Trainspotting

"Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me, and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful."

Misery

"GOD wouldn't be up this late."

Hackers

"I've been giving that sermon for years and I never realised that its the work of some comedy mastermind. The Prodigal Son is a barrel of f*cking monkeys."

Detroit rock city (still haven't gotten round to buying it yet).

"0ne late autumn night, the disciple awoke crying. So the master asked the disciple, "Did you have a nightmare?" "No." "Did you have a sad dream?" "No," said the disciple. "I had a sweet dream." "Then why are you crying so sadly?" The disciple wiped his tears away and quietly answered, "Because the dream I had can't c0me true."

A Bittersweet Life.

"I shoot the dead. Dead bodies, that is. I don't kill them."

Road to Perdition

"You might as well know right off the bat, I had a vasectomy."

American Splendor

"Listen, you Malibu, middle-class, Barbie piece of shit, I'm trying to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scooping ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talking about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't reading no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood is forever."

House of 1000 Corpses

"I know it may look like I was being like a b*tch, but that's only because I was acting like a b*tch."

Mean Girls

"Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick. If you got something to say, say it. Otherwise get the f*ck outta here."

The Last Boy Scout

"Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE."

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!"

American Psycho

"A man in my position cannot afford to made to look *ridiculous*!"

The Godfather

"I have a dick on my face, don't I?"

10 Things I Hate About You

"I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay?"

The New Guy

"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."

Stand By Me

"Pack of wraps my good man! Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed!"

Clerks.

"Leave it to the catholics to destroy existence."