Zahit
ON A MISSION FROM GOD
Originally posted by long pig
Now, explain Wolverine to everyone!
Wolverine is, unfortunately, a cool character whom the fanboys have
latched on too. These Wolvie-fanboys all HATE Spiderman,
because he's Marvel's #1. That's why they ALWAYS trash Spidey.
The Wolvie-Fanboys have written, cried and screamed to Marvel to
make him more popular and more powerful.
Unfortunately, Marvel complied.
That's why he's so wildly inconsistent now.
THE ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES:
The advent of the Fanboy seems to have started in the 1990's.....
This was a time of great trouble and catastrophe in the comic world.
There was much suffering then.
Marvel couldn't write their way out of a paper bag then.
They went bankrupt.
Tons of Marvel Comic fans stopped buying due to the lousy quality....
Except for a peculiar tribe of people.....
This tribe bought much X-Men and worshipped the great hairy god, Wolverine.
This tribe grew large and kept buying X-Men & Wolverine.
This tribe, however, never bought or read anything other than the
poorly written X-books of that era. The tribe knew nothing outside of
their small small world. In-breeding began within this tribe and the
offspring became.....stupid.
This tribe later became known as..........Fanboys.
The rest of the comic fans of the world remember the dark and grim
days of Marvel Comics during the 1990's.
The Fanboys, however, view this period as their "Golden Age of Comics."
And this is why today there are many Fanboys who.........
know not outside of what they read, know not what they read,
and generally seem to know not about anything.