Phobias [Merged]

y... no 😛 you used the brand new 5J, my system isn't immune to it yet 🙁
and darn, if that's not even hard poking, I don't want to be the next victim 😖

oh, and I'll dye it blue 😊

Hmmm... should I continue till you're immune???

And you will NOT dye it blue!!!

I think if you poke me again, I'll die 🙁 you're too powerful with the spoon... ... *gasps* maybe you're ... THE ONE 😱 *kneels down*

not pink, not blue ... which colors can I use than?

The one what? 🤨

You can keep your own color, that's what you can do!

You're The One Spoonbearer 😱

you like my hair?

😮 Oh! Don't flatter...

*messes up Yers' hair* Indeed I do!!

flatter? it is as The Prophecy tells!
"And on the dark day, The One will arrive,
and she shall spoon the archnemesis to death" 😱

*gasps* not the hair! I haven't dyed it! (which is the point)

But how do we know it's me?? I can't even make the spoon bend! And who's the archnemesis? ( and shouldn't he be spelled Archnemesis, just to be dramatic?? 😛 )

*clasps arms around Yers' hair* You won't dye it!!!

well, we don't, that's why we're going on a suicide mission to find out 😄
oh no, it's definitly archnemesis, have to think of a sequal, right 😉

I get the feeling you don't liked dyed hair 😖

If there's a sequel coming up, we can't go on a suicide mission - unless of course our replacements are already found 😖

I don't mind dyed hair, and I definately dont mind the colors blue and pink, I just don't think they should ever have anything to do with your hair, that's all.

ah, but if you're the chosen one you can't die and have to return 😄

my hair is special to you? 😛

True ... but as we don't know wether I really AM the chosen one, it's a hell of a risk. And of course, you'd be my side kick, and they always die in the end 😈

Not as such. But the knowledge that you were sitting out there with pink hair would just be ... unpleasantly distracting 😑 A bit like that eclair ...

I know 🙁 I'm hoping for a nice heroic death already 😛

are you dissing the 12 feet long eclair? 🙁

You'll die by the spoon!! Very heroic 😛

😂 Indeed, I am! What are you gonna do about it!!??!! 😈

if it's to save The One, sure, I'll get spooned 😄

nothing 🙁 I'll just start eating it

I'm touched 😄

Better start right away! You have a long way to go! 😄 And mind the apron and blond hair ...

yeah, and you'll get a big salary too 😛

I have to bring those too? are you having a plan?

Great! I'll pay for your funeral, then, no worries 😛

😂 😂 😂 I was talking about the ecl ... no, bring them!!! I definately have a plan! And bring some high heals as well!

great! *searches high heals*
do you want a cap too?

Anything! ... How you really got high heals in your closet ...?