Hey, you heard the latest news from GL, "Now that the trilogy is finally over, George Lucas has decided to concentrate on the Star Wars games..."
George Lucas
"I want to make the players feel like they're in the Star wars universe"
He wants more interaction with the characters in the star wars universe, and on some games, even voice recognition technology, so just think, KOTOR 3 is going to be a stunner...
Oh, and the part where i said i can live with it, if i had a choice between Jade style Kotor 3, and no Kotor 3, i'd pick the Jade style anyday, but i hope they keep to the Real time Rpg fighting like the others...
Originally posted by Lord-Nihilus
Hey, you heard the latest news from GL, "Now that the trilogy is finally over, George Lucas has decided to concentrate on the Star Wars games..."George Lucas
"I want to make the players feel like they're in the Star wars universe"
He wants more interaction with the characters in the star wars universe, and on some games, even voice recognition technology, so just think, KOTOR 3 is going to be a stunner...
Oh, and the part where i said i can live with it, if i had a choice between Jade style Kotor 3, and no Kotor 3, i'd pick the Jade style anyday, but i hope they keep to the Real time Rpg fighting like the others...
Crap now GL is gonna meddle in EU!
Originally posted by Hornyman
He better not do the script.
Compared to some "scripts" he might have better ideas. JK3: JA was a total catastrophy seeing it from the point of the EU novels. Marka Ragnos spirit defeated by a normal Jedi Knight is just...well...stupid.
But I fear if Lucas does the script you have to play some character like Jar Jar or have something like that on you side while travelling through the universe. Waaaaah...
Originally posted by Nai Fohl
Compared to some "scripts" he might have better ideas. JK3: JA was a total catastrophy seeing it from the point of the EU novels. Marka Ragnos spirit defeated by a normal Jedi Knight is just...well...stupid.But I fear if Lucas does the script you have to play some character like Jar Jar or have something like that on you side while travelling through the universe. Waaaaah...
True, JK's single palyer story sucked.
Suuurrreee.
JK 4 (written by G. L.):
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
[Story rolls over the screen]
IN A TIME OF CONFUSION AND CHAOS
THE YUUZHAN VONG HAVE INVADED THE GALAXY
AND WTFPWNED 365 TRILLION PEOPLE;
AFTER LUKE SKYWALKER SINGLEHANDEDLY WASTED
THEM ALL BECAUSE HE'S AS CANON AS ONE CAN BE
A NEW THREAT EMERGED IN THE SPACE BEYOND THE
OUTER RIM.
THERE ON THE LONG FORGOTTEN (DESPITE THE FACT IT
APPEARED IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAME) PLANET OF
KORRIBAN, A NEW ORDER OF SITH LORDS HAS RISEN.
DEADLY CREATURES WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE POWERS
AND COMBAT SKILLS.
ONLY ONE PERSON CAN STOP THEM BECAUSE LUKE SKYWALKER
SUFFERS FROM A SERIOUS HEADACHE AND THE NERFHERDERS AT
THE OUTER RIM AREN'T PRODUCING ANY ASPIRIN AT THE MOMENT.
SO THE FADE OF THE GALAXY IS IN YOUR HAND...
[Camera moves downwards to the planet of Hoth. We see two figures walking through the icy desert. One is tall and seems to have too many knees and elbows while the other is very small.]
BAR BAR JINKS: "Meesa thinking weesa in big dudu this time !"
MASTER VODA PH'ONE: "STFU you must. Or else never get out of this place we will."
BAR BAR JINKS: "But Meesa is sooooo cold."
MASTER VODA PH'ONE: "Dude. To yourself it keep. Not interested in it I am. Warm you with my lightsaber I will."
[A shuttle lands in front of them. The shuttle door opens and a well known figure comes out]
MASTER VODA PH'ONE: "Ah...Master Corr. Awaited you we have."
JADEN CORR: "I changed my name. Since I bashed Marka Ragnos spirit my name's Hardcorr."
BAR BAR JINKS: "Jaden! Jaden! Jaden! Meesa sooo smilen to seein yousa.Wahooooo!"
JADEN CORR: "Didn't VODA tell you to STFU already ?"
BAR BAR JINKS: "But the kids love meesa..."
[Another person walks out of the shuttle. It's the player (custom name). Jaden Corrs new apprentice]
BAR BAR JINKS: "...and this, I take it, is your apprentice...
Noooooooo! (Players name) ? Noooooooo! Little bitty (players name)? Noooooooo! Yousa so biggen! Yiyiyiyyi!
PLAYER: "Two people told you to STFU. It's enough now." (Ignites his lightsaber)
[Sith troopers are appearing out of the sky with jetpacks and attacking the Jedi. All people except JAR JAR and the PLAYER are killed - then the Sith lose badly because of game mechanics]
PLAYER: "Alright. I can survive more stuff than the dude that defeated Marka Ragnos spirit. I will pwn some ancient Sith Lord spirits later !"
BAR BAR JINKS: "Clad you heared them coming that early. Yousa so fast and good and skilled. Yousa had you lightsaber ready. Yiyiyi !"
PLAYER: "Yeah. Right. What does 'you can't attack friendly targets' mean ?"
[After countless of battles with all kind of Sith and monsterous creatures and BAR BAR surviving all of it, the Player finally reached Korriban the heart of the new Sith cult. Something never seen before *yawn*]
PLAYER: "I decided to join the Dark Side !"
BAR BAR: "Yousa joining da dark side ? Why ?"
PLAYER: "Because you're annoying and I want to get rid of you..."
BAR BAR: "Oh...meesa in big dudu now..."
DISPLAY: "You can't attack friendly targets !"
PLAYER: "WTF ?!? I'm a Sith Lord ! I don't have any friends."
BAR BAR: "Yousaa have meesaaa !"
(Player hands BAR BAR a lightsaber)
PLAYER: "Here. Try to stab yourself with that thing."
BAR BAR: "okeyday"
[We can see BAR BAR juggle with the lightsaber like the pathetic excuse for an intelligent lifeform that he is. He accidentally kills two dozens of Sith warriors coming to kill him. The player meanwhile has a nice lightsaber fight against the spirits of Tulak Hord, Simus, Ragnos, Revan and Malak at once obliterating them all.]
PLAYER: "Now I am the master here !"
BAR BAR: "Ex-squeeze me but meesa killed all otha people here."
PLAYER: "What the f...?"
[A giant statue of Darth Vader slams them both to death]
AND AGAIN THIS IS THE PROOF THAT NOTHING CAN COMPETE WITH THE CANON IN THE STAR WARS MOVIES. ALL GAME CHARACTERS HAVE TO DIE...GNIHIHIHI. BY THE WAY. REVAN DID NEVER DEFEAT THE SITH EMPIRE...GNIHIHIHI. AND THE EXILE IS A DUMB***...GNIHIHIHI. AND YOU'VE PAID ME MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR THIS CRAP. MUHAHAHAHA. NEXT TITLE COMING: "Knights of the not so old and not so democratic Republic 4: The Sh*t Lords."
[Roll credits]
Well...got a little bit carried away with this...