Golly Gosh!
I was just watching some local television programming when, WHAM, a creepy voice on the TV sneaks up and tells me to turn to channel 14 for an emergency alert from the National Weather Service! So, I turns to channel 14, and I hears there's been an earthquake off the coast of California with a magnitide of 7.5 on the Richter scale! There could be another tsunami...! fear
No joke!
(and if there is, I heard about it before all you bitches... Ho ho!)