Funny Harry Potter Book Tittles

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
But you are one yourself.

Who, you? because it certainly wasn't me.

Yeah, Demonic is a good boy he wouldn't do that...I'm hoping that didn't offend Demonic. Even though I don't see how it could. If it did...SORRY!

Thank you x hp, you didn't offend me.

rantingHow come you don't like Pirates of the Caribbean and Superman Returns, Nauj?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Thank you x hp, you didn't offend me.

rantingHow come you don't like Pirates of the Caribbean and Superman Returns, Nauj?

I loved Pirates of the Caribbean! I never saw Superman Returns though!
Was it good? I'm not all into superhero stuff. You have to make me sit down and make me watch a movie and then maybe I'll get into things.

For example I watched the movie "The Craft" and I got into witchcraft and voodoo. (I don't do it though, yet, my brother wants me to do it.)

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A removed line from HBP: [in the infirmary after DD has died]
Harry: This day keeps getting worse by the minute
Ron: What's happened now Harry
Harry: I left the oven on. The damn turkey's going to be char by now.

Harry on Pimp My Broom
Exhibit: Your broom is pimped out now Harry!
Harry: But don't you think coating it in solid gold and adding a 60" tv will wiegh it down?
Exhibit: Who cares if you fly as slow as a snail and are ten feet off the ground as long as you look like a gangsta on your pimped out broom.

Harry Potter Meets the X-men
Wolverine: What the hell are you doing here?
Harry: We figuredin order to defeat Voldemorte we'd have to ask you comic book heroes how you can keep dieing and coming back to life.

Originally posted by The Phantom
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Sorry! 😮

Originally posted by The Phantom
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She can if she reports you! I don't think you'll get in much trouble for that though.

Harry Potter and the tatle tales

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Harry Potter and the drunken dementors

Harry Potter and the truth - Dumbledore tells Harry that he and his world is fictional. Harry gets so upset he goes on a kiling rampage to prove Dumbledore wrong.
Harry Potter and the Copyright Lawyer - Harry Potter sues J K Rowling for unauthorised use of this life story.
Harry Potter and the Years of Therapy - Harry takes a while to recover after walking in on Dumbledore in a hot, steamy session with Dobby.
Harry Potter and the Weapons of Mass Destruction - Harry levels Hogwarts in a pursuit of weapons of mass destruction that he says are definately somewhere.

Originally posted by MistressofSnape
Harry Potter and the truth - Dumbledore tells Harry that he and his world is fictional. Harry gets so upset he goes on a kiling rampage to prove Dumbledore wrong.
Harry Potter and the Copyright Lawyer - Harry Potter sues J K Rowling for unauthorised use of this life story.
Harry Potter and the Years of Therapy - Harry takes a while to recover after walking in on Dumbledore in a hot, steamy session with Dobby.

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that was funny!!LOL!

Harry Potter and his alternate-self, Carry Otter

LOL!

Yeah, I don't think I'm allowed to put the ones me and my family made up. Plus, I can't remember any right now.

Harry Potter and his first lesson on flirtingimking