Harry Potter and the Phantom of Hogwarts!
Harry Potter Meets Demonic Phoenix
Harry: Hey Demonic, have you made out with X_hp_fan yet?
Harry Potter Goes to KMC's Three Broomsticks Thread
Harry: Bloody hell, what is going on here.
Phantom: Nothing.
Harry: There are dead bodies everywhere... and your all ghosts!
X_hp_fan: So what? It's fun.
Demonic Phoenix: Yea, your alive. What a n00b.