Funny Harry Potter Book Tittles

Harry Potter and The Radical Islamic Confession.

Harry Potter and the Expression of Sterotyping People

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Enriched Uranium

Harry Potter and the End of Trees

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of OZ.I guess that could be funny.

Harry potter and the Really Bad Title.

ahem.

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hey! be nice
can u come up with better?

Harry Potter and Hermione's PMS

.......didn't think so

Harry Potter and the Insurance Claim of Destiny

Harry: I swear the whomping willow came out of nowhere and wrecked the car.
??: Im sorry Mr. Potter but your insurance doesnt cover this.
Harry: Damn. Well Ron not only will your dad be pissed but we got nothing out of that at all.

Hermiones Declassified Hogwarts Survival Guide

Tip #136: When in doubt pull the polyjuice potion out
Tip #400: Never take major characters death at face value

Robot Owl: Behind the Scenes

Harry: when we were approached about a Robot Chicken spin off featuring us we were a bit sceptical, but...
Ron: [bursts out laughing]
Hermione: What is it Ron?
Ron: I loved the skit where Harry goes into a dungeon and finds a woman claiming she's a whore-crux and that shes been kept there by The Pimp Who Shall Not Be Named
Hermione: So immature

Harry Potter And The Secreat Of Chamber Pots

What J.K. Left out of her books
Hermione: Harry is that a whomping willow in your trousers or are you just happy to see me
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When the bogart transformed for Neville he didn't see Snape he saw....
MJ: Now i want you to ride the ferris wheel with me, and maybe you could have some of these drug filled candies afterward.
Neville: NOOOOO!

Teenage Mutant Moaning Myrtles
Myrtle: What are you doing?
Harry: Making a polyjuice pizza, duh!

Inspector Hagrid
Harry: Inspector Hagrid! Voldeclaw is attacking the school!
Hagrid: Go Go Gadget Spiders!

Dementors {Transformers}
Dementors flying throuh the sky
Dementors life they do despise

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On Rove Live they said

harry potter runs with scissors

i thought that was pretty funny

Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
Harry Potter and The Radical Islamic Confession.

This is offensive.

Close to "mudblood", only that it is vague.

Originally posted by goddess_susu
hey! be nice
can u come up with better?

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be horrible. I actually thought the one before was quite cool, I just meant the fact that I was the one with the rubbish title because I couldn't come up with anything. Sorry!

Hp & the wedding

Originally posted by Saphira
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be horrible. I actually thought the one before was quite cool, I just meant the fact that I was the one with the rubbish title because I couldn't come up with anything. Sorry!

don't worry
u can't possibly suck as much as me
lol

I'm all out !!! 😕

Little Horcrux In the Cupboard
Description: This summer....the most unlikey thing happens.....when visiting his parents house Harry frinds.....the little horcrux in the cupboard
Harry:"A Dancing Bannana??"
Bannana: "Voldemort says it's peanut butter jelly time b**ch"

Harry Potter in the Deathly Hood

Harry Potter and the Subliminal Advertising Campain
excerpt page 516: As Harry watched as Dumbledore died, he wondered "Where would Dumbledore be if he HAD Boost Mobile?".

JK's Diary [stolen straight off her desk]
pg. 46: i must admit it was actaully I who had written that Ginny/Hermione fanfic online.
pg.52: Still havn't decided on whether or not ill screw fans over and kill Harry in the last book.
pg. 57: I wonder if anyone heard that fart in my last interview

Rejected Book Seven Titles:
Harry Potter and the Bacne of Tiblewort
Harry Potter wonders "Where's the Beef?"
Harry Potter and the Horcrux of Funk
Harry Potter and the Mystery in the Toilet

Mary Sue and the Magnificent Snog.

😑 that made absolutly no sence but...ok 😑