Who would win in a fight?
Okay, each corner has the five colours of Magic: The Gathering. The most evil people of our era go head-to-head in a five way dance of death in a steel cage! Who comes out ontop?
In the red corner.. SCOTT PETERSON!
Who killed who in the what now?
In the white corner.. SADDAM HUSSIEN!
Relaaaax guy!
In the green corner.. MICHAL JACKSON!
Nooo! That's ignorant! Sticking me in the green corner when I've had artifical plastic surgery, if anything you should stick me in the little boy corner I MEAN ERR--Chicoma!
In the black corner.. O.J. SIMPSON!
Why am I in the black corner?! You rascist sonofabitch!
And in the blue corner.. MR. SHAIVO!
My friends call me.. oh wait, I don't have any..