KMC video game?

Okay, perhaps this is just lack of sleep talking. But with Tom's help (he's a game designer..) I think he could teach me how to craft simple games like a 16-bit adventure game. Perhaps with a view like Link's Awakenig, but an adventure game where you battle the evil's of the theocracy Killer Movies Community! Behold:

Now the premise of the game is simple. You're a troll trying to deopress an entire union via chaos and depravity. Sound fun? So.. what can the troll do? Well the troll has two qualities..

#1: Obviously a decent fighter. With his trust bone club troll will attempt to smash and bash his way into winning the game. Also having acess to jump, roll, and do many other melee tricks.
#2: Regeneration. Though still tied to a health meter that if abused enough WILL deplete him to death. Troll unlike most video game heroes (considering he's really not THE hero..) can rejuvenate himself if he's smart enough not to jump into a fray he knows will cause a net-loss in his health..

My question to you is, would you want to join this game? If so just request so and I will show you what part you'd play if it comes out, all you need do is request to be an npc, a boss, or a random encounter. NOTE: Sense the basic notion is troll is a loner out to get us I don't expect alot of you to declare npc.. however I may allow a "secret character" in an attempt to overthrow "the current administration".. But i encourage random encounters and boss pickings, mostly the former..

*laughs* Thats a funny idea

ill be a boss....the kind who likes to regenrate his health just when it gets to the last sliver remaining to annoy whoevers playing 😎

i think all the mods here should be bosses 🥷

except ken, he smells 😂

NPC, That be Me!

Someone like Tingle on Zelda

I join...give me what you think fits me most ...a god or something 😛

Originally posted by Mist
ill be a boss....the kind who likes to regenrate his health just when it gets to the last sliver remaining to annoy whoevers playing 😎

Mists are restless souls who have an ironicaly "undieing" hatred for n00bs. They can never be at peace untill they see the demise of guys like Troll. But Mists are tied to a fallacil exsistance of being phantasmal and thus unable to inhibit Troll with any physichal force. However, through the negative energy that is thier soul, they can penetrate through the Troll's body causing him to temporarily move slower allowing others on the physichal plain to do thier dirty work for them. Rarely do you see only one Mist at a time. They ussualy come in pairs or trinities because they've lived out thier lives already resulting in wisdom of the battlefield..

Originally posted by Bardock42
I join...give me what you think fits me most ...a god or something 😛

To other species they're simply called "ogres". But to them they worship an ogre mage who was the mightest in the land named Bardock. The stories of this god-like creature make thier enormus strength seem meek in comparison so they consider themselves Bardock to the 42cd power.. (Bardock: the ogre mage supposedly is the reason the spirit relam and physichal plain are no longer easily accesible to one another..)
Strong, but slow.. Bardock42 come at Troll with thier spiked clubs and agressive attitudes. A formidable foe if low on health, but thier very dim-witted as well as slow moving. So it is not very difficult to out-manuever them..

Originally posted by §P0oONY
NPC, That be Me!

Someone like Tingle on Zelda

SPoONY is an annoying elf who quest after quest to relinquish the corrupt KMC of it's tyranny and opression Troll is going to get himself killed. Giving him lame advise on the roads ahead and crappy clues on how to defeat ceartain enemies. SPoONY is just a pain stakingly annoying ass you eventualy just want to kill. Which you will get the chance too because it turns out he's a demi-boss in one of the dungeons and was paid off to kill his longtime friend Troll. However his arrows are slow moving and sense he's pretty much a one trick pony he's not terribly hard to defeat.. SPoONY will increase your widely ignored stat of diamonds. (Your monet stat.) Unlike your strength/clubs, toughness/spades, regeneration/hearts, diamonds does not directly effect the game. However once you pay diamond points to unlock specific mini-games you can possibly earn more diamonds to unlock more secrets. Including roulette, blackjack, poker-games, cool screen-savers/wallpapers, and yes.. even hentai!

dark1365

dark is a mysterious, judging templar. He has great reserves of patience and is serious a lot of the time, but can be fun when desirious. Dangerous when he needs to be.

Ever need an assassin with silent steps and master of concealment, call dark.

You have a pretty good thing going there dark, it reminds me of one of my favorite D&D classes the soulknife. So you could be a monster trained in that art of psychic-swordsmanship so that you never need posses an actual weapon. Your quick on your feet and hurt like a mother, Troll gets the goods from you however as you're one of the few monsters that possesses diamonds, moreso several and not just one or two..

Oooooo, what would I be?

The final, strongest, invincible boss, no doubt. 😛

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Oooooo, what would I be?

The final, strongest, invincible boss, no doubt. 😛

hotsauce6548:

And widely recognized and even more feared president of the general KMC world.. hotsauce6548 is a beholder with a mean streak. Not only does he have a rock solid defence meaning it's going to take a couple hits to defeat him, but he can float and tackle you which hurts pretty badly! But his main arsenal is a scorching laser that he can shoot from his primary eye. Though vunerable anywhere on his body, you may want to attack his eye primarily. That is unless you LIKE being "flammed"..

thank you BE.

This is just sickening. Can I be the Black Plague that wipes all of you out?

Hahaha, Nice

if i were a boss i'd be some cute fuzzy creature but then be mad hard to beat...

Like the bunny on "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Like the bunny on "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ?

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