if you were the devil.

what would you do if you were the devil? i would plant the seed of false hope.

i would make all woman big breasted and walk round naked..and make all men gay !!! 👿...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i would make all woman big breasted and walk round naked..and make all men gay !!! 👿...

!!!!! And I thought I was evil....

I'd kill myself 😐

Originally posted by s|m
I'd kill myself 😐

Why? When I'll go to hell, satan is going to have a hell of a job holding on to his throne

notice how everyone responds in this thread and not the god one, lol

👿....😂.....

heeh hee heeh

Originally posted by sblomie545
notice how everyone responds in this thread and not the god one, lol

Religion just messed up it's marketing, I'm not into torture or killing, but horns on your head just make life far more amusing instead of a aureole...

Originally posted by sblomie545
notice how everyone responds in this thread and not the god one, lol

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
!!!!! And I thought I was evil....

Originally posted by keiji
i'm gonna add on to your idea......all the women serve you.

Hmm, for the full picture: all women are lusciously attractive, but since I'm a male Uneeks curse would render me gay!
How would I feel about all women willing to serve me? I'd be screaming 'Chippendale's, Chippendale's' all day long
Pain, terrible pain...

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Hmm, for the full picture: all women are lusciously attractive, but since I'm a male Uneeks curse would render me gay!
How would I feel about all women willing to serve me? I'd be screaming 'Chippendale's, Chippendale's' all day long
Pain, terrible pain...

😂...reading that just make me choke!!!!

hug....

Yeah well, love you too! Just hoping I'll get into hell before you do

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Yeah well, love you too! Just hoping I'll get into hell before you do

no such luck.. i have a reserved seat ....next to Santa himself ..😖anta:...

I'd come to Earth and say:

"Look, for f*ck's sake. LISTEN! I'm not the freaking bad guy here. Jesus. No seriously, he's the actual bad guy. Why the hell (shameless plug) would you wanna go to Heaven? All the great musicians are in Hell. Ok, ok. Don't wanna listen? Fine. But when you go to Heaven, God's gonna make Justin Timberlake sleep with Britney for eternity to produce infinite amounts of 'pure' souls to go **** with your life while we're all downstairs rocking out in the lake of fire with bisexual chicks wearing bikinis made of brimstone and listening to Jimi Hendrix. So bite me.

*Jumps down into crack in Earth, then pops head back up*

Oh yeah and like, all you goth kids. Cheer the **** up. Seriously, you're giving me a badder name."

-AC

Seen Robin Williams' movie about Heaven and Hell? 😛

I would make all people on the earth worship me and make them drizzle chocolate into my mouth then control the scientists 2 make a pill so i stay thin after all of the chocolate!lol

Originally posted by shaber
Seen Robin Williams' movie about Heaven and Hell? 😛

( saw it ..it was strange...- the one about his wife and some painting right?..😬 ?)

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
no such luck.. i have a reserved seat ....next to Santa himself ..😖anta:...

I knew it! Santa has been humping Lilith! Ho-ho-ho and let your acceptance of my gifts be the first step in selling your soul! Damn child's soul swallowing beardy jolly fat-ass...
But preserve your fear my dear, I just might put the big red guy himself out of work when I enter the hot room

Wait.. If i were the devil, i'd make stupidy hurt like hell... imagine that 😄