h/hr comebacks
These are original comebacks that the wonderful people of Harry+Hermione=Love club on MNI made up! They were not copied off of a H/Hr website! These are original, and they're hilarious!!
1. Obvious isn't a reason, you idiot!!!
2. Goblet of Fire is your Bible, huh? Too bad the only R/Hr evidence you have is Ron being jealous! WE KNOW HE LIKES HERMIONE! TOO BAD SHE LOVES HARRY!
3. The Ultimate Oxymoron: R/Hr
4. "The Good Ship" has a striking resemblence to the Titanic. Didn't they say that Titanic was unsinkable too b/c it was obviously a perfect ship?
5. Lets compaire options, a boy that Saves the world, or a boy that slept in a bed with a grown man that was disguised as a rat.... Hmmmm. Oh so many choices!
6. If subtle clues were water molecules, the Good Ship would be in the middle of the desert, and the HMS Pumpkin Pie would be floating happily on the pacific.
7."I saw a wedge of cheese that looked kinda like the Good Ship once... It, too, had thousands of holes in it!"
8. Is it true that, since R/Hr shippers can't read between the lines, you can't color between them, either? Even a 5-year-old can do that!!
9. Get away from me, you R/Hr shipper! If you get any of your nasty R/Hr germs on me, I'll become one of you! Oh, no, wait. That's a lie, like your ship..
10. I have about 1000 bits of evidence from the books about H/Hr. How many do you have? Oh, right... none. And if you do find one, consider it Swiss cheese; full of holes.
11. I wish something you just said to me would make sense.
12. I must have missed that "evidence" when my mother was telling me that when I fall in love it should be because every loving relationship should include an immature jealous boy, insults, and constant bickering.
13. Red and Brown clash (their hair colours) while Black and Brown blend prefectly together
14. Hey, the scientists were right... R/Hr shippers are more ignorant than a housefly...
15. Here, you seem to be misguided. Have a slice of pumpkin pie.
16. *To a R/Hr shipper* "Oh, go ahead and keep rambling about R/Hr... I'm just going to the kitchen to get some pumpkin pie."
17. "You keep sending me these "R/Hr clues". Why? They're all exactly the same. Each clue just says "Blah, blah, blah. Ron and Hermione are obvious, blah, blah, blah..."
18. "Combining Ron and Hermione is more hazardous than combining an acid and a base in chemitry class." (I doubt that a R/Hr shipper would understand that, however, since I don't think they would know that an acid and a base go BOOOM! if mixed...)
19. Even episodes of Scooby Doo don't make the obvious outcomes happen.
20. "If gold was evidence; the R/Hr Shippers would be poorer than the Weasleys, and that's saying something."
21. Did you know that it's physically possible for a ship to sink in 3 inches of water? Well, I hate to say this, but that's exactly what your ship is doing!
22. PARENTAL WARNING:
DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN APPROACH R/HR SHIPPERS. THEY ARE DELUSIONAL AND VIOLENT. IT IS A POSSIBILITY THEY WILL SUCK THE INTELLIGENCE AND LOGICAL THINKING FROM YOUR CHILDREN.
23. An elephant floats better than the Good Ship.
24. R/Hr shippers: You might want to practice screaming "HELP! I'M DROWNING! OH, WHY DIDN'T I BELIEVE THOSE WONDERFUL, INTELLIGENT H/HR SHIPPERS?" for when you ship finally sinks.
25. Book seven of the series: $25.
Soundtracks to the movies to listen while reading: $40.
Being proved right after many years of finding H/Hr evidence: Priceless
Seeing the look on your R/Hr friend's face when he/she reads that last chapter, in which H/Hr get together: Too priceless for words!
26. "You will have to read between the lines," says the mighty JKR. Now do you believe us that OBVIOUS isn't a reason?
27. There's an iceburg off the starboard bow of the "Good Ship"...and look, there's something etched in the side of it reading: Read between the lines!
28. You see all the H/Hr evidence out there? It's only the tip of the iceberg that's going to send your ship to the bottom of the ocean.
29. The hippogriff, a symbol of love in mythology. Also a symbol of love for H/Hr. What's the symbol for R/Hr again? Isn't it a skunk? If it isn't, it should be, because both the skunk and the ship it symbolizes stink!
30. "Accio R/Hr evidence!!!" *waits for 10 minutes* "Hmm, just as i suspected....NOTHING!!!!"
31. "Accio H/Hr evidence!" *Kaitlin is completely covered in bits of paper within 2 seconds, and the evidence keeps on coming. After about 5 minutes, Kaitlin pokes her head out of the HUGE pile of papers.* That good enough for you, R/Hr-ers?
heheheh take that hermione ron shippers i will update with all of the good come backs me and my team come up with :thumbup: