Originally posted by mechmoggy
I though sex stopped AFTER marriage? 😕Only kidding, sex usually stops after having kids. My friend told me that he'd had sex only 4 times this year because of their new baby. "4 times?", I said, "I've had it more than that this week!".
I'm such a wind-up merchant. 😄
Actually...I think that was my problem...during the relationship I didn't do that anyways. You know how it goes, she's babbling about god knows what, then she realizes I'm staring at her breasts, so she pulls out the classic "are you listening to me? What did I just say!?" Then I'd respond, almost everytime, with "Oh, about feelings and how to better our relationship".
Most of the time this worked out pretty well, but every now and then she'd be talking about something else (clothes or some current event I don't care about) and I'd get nagged to hell. Then, the cycle would continue, she'd catch me looking at her boobs while she's nagging at me and so on.
BF: here's a little gem that has saved my arse plenty of times when I've not been listening or interested in what the missus is babbling on about...
"Are you listening to me? What did I just say?"
"Oh I'm sorry luv, I was just thinking about how much I love it when you're passionate about something"
Usually works, and can lead to some sex if said with real (or pretend) sincerity. 👆
Originally posted by mechmoggy
BF: here's a little gem that has saved my arse plenty of times when I've not been listening or interested in what the missus is babbling on about..."Are you listening to me? What did I just say?"
"Oh I'm sorry luv, I was just thinking about how much I love it when you're passionate about something"
Usually works, and can lead to some sex if said with real (or pretend) sincerity. 👆
You would lie to your girlfriend .... this is not nice 🙁