No sex before marriage.

Started by mechmoggy9 pages

I though sex stopped AFTER marriage? 😕

Only kidding, sex usually stops after having kids. My friend told me that he'd had sex only 4 times this year because of their new baby. "4 times?", I said, "I've had it more than that this week!".

I'm such a wind-up merchant. 😄

Originally posted by mechmoggy
I though sex stopped AFTER marriage? 😕

Only kidding, sex usually stops after having kids. My friend told me that he'd had sex only 4 times this year because of their new baby. "4 times?", I said, "I've had it more than that this week!".

I'm such a wind-up merchant. 😄


You sir...are a very bad person.....

4 times in one year, that's just sad

The thing is, I wasn't lying. I just wanted to show off and make him feel worse at the same time. Hee hee! 😈

Two birds with one stone... 🪩

Originally posted by Fire
4 times in one year, that's just sad

Nah, it's 4 times this year (so about 6 months).

But if that trend continues... even 8 times in one year is pretty poor form. He must be w*****g himself stupid. 😱

I haven't had sex in quite some time....

I need myself a hooker, or a drunk broad.

What happened to Mrs.BF? 😕

We broke up quite a few months ago.

Damn, sorry dude.

On a positive note though, you don't have to pretend to be interested when she talks anymore. ✅

Actually...I think that was my problem...during the relationship I didn't do that anyways. You know how it goes, she's babbling about god knows what, then she realizes I'm staring at her breasts, so she pulls out the classic "are you listening to me? What did I just say!?" Then I'd respond, almost everytime, with "Oh, about feelings and how to better our relationship".

Most of the time this worked out pretty well, but every now and then she'd be talking about something else (clothes or some current event I don't care about) and I'd get nagged to hell. Then, the cycle would continue, she'd catch me looking at her boobs while she's nagging at me and so on.

Hmm this is something I have quite a strong opinion on, I believe that sex is perfectly natural, so why should we wait for an unnatural bond such as marriage to have sex?

Disturbing Backfire....should of been lookin at her eyes...

BF: here's a little gem that has saved my arse plenty of times when I've not been listening or interested in what the missus is babbling on about...

"Are you listening to me? What did I just say?"

"Oh I'm sorry luv, I was just thinking about how much I love it when you're passionate about something"

Usually works, and can lead to some sex if said with real (or pretend) sincerity. 👆

....Brilliant....absolutely brilliant...

I am in your debt, sir.

Use it well...but not too often, otherwise they'll figure it out. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by mechmoggy
BF: here's a little gem that has saved my arse plenty of times when I've not been listening or interested in what the missus is babbling on about...

"Are you listening to me? What did I just say?"

"Oh I'm sorry luv, I was just thinking about how much I love it when you're passionate about something"

Usually works, and can lead to some sex if said with real (or pretend) sincerity. 👆

You would lie to your girlfriend .... this is not nice 🙁

Have you guys never heard of just listening to her?

Originally posted by Fishy
Have you guys never heard of just listening to her?

This possibility is a myth, nothing more.

I disagree 😛

We know when you're not looking at our eyes even when our eyes are closed...