theyre already dead, im sorry, corpses dont do much.....maul hangs ur great uncle mortimir by his nose hairs with a cinder block tied to his leg....then sets his wig on fire.
DP
Darth PlaguesSenior Member
Luke puts out the fire with the Force and then Ben, Luke, and I help our grandmothers kick Maul tail.
DAR
Darth_DaNThEMaNRestricted
i say once more........corpses don't do much more than just lay there.
sorry buuuD.
DP
Darth PlaguesSenior Member
Darth Plagueis shows up and brings us back to life...and then we kick Maul's butt
HS
HANSOM SOLOJunior Member
so much anger coming from such a weak link(DantheangryMan)
DAR
Darth_FroboJawa hairstylist..of doom
~grandmothers go yoda style on mauls ass and chop him up then use him to make jam.~
DP
Darth PlaguesSenior Member
I love my grandmother's jam..."MMM...Sith Lord flavor. Thanx grandmaw."
DAR
Darth_FroboJawa hairstylist..of doom
aww i got a horn in mine!
DAR
Darth_DaNThEMaNRestricted
weak link? who the hell are you? im stronger than you in every single way. no one knows/likes you anyway.....ass.
ask around.
SIM
simpsonsJunior Member
i think he ment just using lightsabers not the force]
BOB
BobafettyPimp of Evil
I kinda find this thread stupid. NJO Luke is the strongest jedi of all versus one of Sidious' average apprentices from episode 1. Sure I like Maul and all but Luke is too much for him.