Kmcdude's thread

Started by Family_guy725159 pages

Originally posted by kmcdude
No 😂 You think KMCDUDE is dumb enough to go out with a girl with a baby 😆 It is her nephew...........I think 😕

ok good i was thinkin you could throw it to the crocs if it was hers and say her ex did it 😈

Originally posted by Family_guy725
ok good i was thinkin you could throw it to the crocs if it was hers and say her ex did it 😈

hysterical You ****ing crack me up man 😄

well i try my best to provide healthy comedy entertainment for all except people i despise i suck there souls out their own dicks with a hoover vacuum

Originally posted by kmcdude
😂 No, it started off as a one night stand and then I started to like her so...........yeah 😂

😱 wow.... awww u like her... so cute 😄

Originally posted by Bun Bun
😱 wow.... awww u like her... so cute 😄

😮 Okay,can we change the subject now 😂

hey kmc dude why does everyone have it out for you it seems alot of people have it out for you

Originally posted by Family_guy725
well i try my best to provide healthy comedy entertainment for all except people i despise i suck there souls out their own dicks with a hoover vacuum

😑

Originally posted by kmcdude
😑

A1 steak sauce yeah its that important

Originally posted by Family_guy725
hey kmc dude why does everyone have it out for you it seems alot of people have it out for you

They are jealous 😄 Of the mighty KMCDUDE 😄 Dont listen to em, 😉

Originally posted by kmcdude
They are jealous 😄 Of the mighty KMCDUDE 😄 Dont listen to em, 😉

yeah i'm incredulously bored i havent been laid in two weeks how am i supposed to survive my job is killing me, my girlfriend dumped me because i cheated on her, and my dog bit some dudes leg so i got sued
my last two weeks have sucked

Originally posted by Family_guy725
yeah i'm incredulously bored i havent been laid in two weeks how am i supposed to survive my job is killing me, my girlfriend dumped me because i cheated on her, and my dog bit some dudes leg so i got sued
my last two weeks have sucked

Man,You need to find a new ***** 🙂

Originally posted by kmcdude
Man,You need to find a new ***** 🙂

well she was gone to long and i was desperate it happened a few weeks ago when you got really drubk or high or somethin so had to leave. and a guy made like a camp thread or somethin. I cant believe my thread already died lol

Alllllll myyyyyyy lliiiiiiffffeeeee iiisssss ccccchhhhaannnnnnnnggggiiiiiinnnnngggg every day, In every possible way,all my dreams are never quite what they seem,cause your a dream to me,youpi

Allllll myyyyy exs live in texas

Originally posted by Family_guy725
Allllll myyyyy exs live in texas

😆

Whats up dudes just finished work on a damn satarday 🙁 but tonight I will be heading to the local for a good old KMCDUDE piss up 📱 😗 👆 🍺 box drunk

I have found out through my ''kmcdude mafia secret members club inc'' That Masrix will be back from the world of the banned in 28 days ❌

Hey kmcdude.What's up? Im chatting 2 a1hsauce on MSN. How do u get banned?...BUT I DONT want 2 get banned.Im just asking...😄

Originally posted by kmcdude
I have found out through my ''kmcdude mafia secret members club inc'' That Masrix will be back from the world of the banned in 28 days ❌

aka me

Originally posted by dark_angelz
Hey kmcdude.What's up? Im chatting 2 a1hsauce on MSN. How do u get banned?...BUT I DONT want 2 get banned.Im just asking...😄

Just do somthing bad or make a sock 🙄