Well, I have an actual stupid one.
My friend invited me and a few of his friends over, and we were all hanging out in his backyard (I think I was the only girl there, so I was acting pretty squirrely). For some odd reason, I had a "stroke of genius", and basically bent over and asked my friend Joey to spank me, and right as I did that, my friend Micah looks at his house, waves, and says, "HEY DAD!" as I'm ****ing bent over. His Dad waved back.
I do stupid things all the time, too many to name one specific,
before I lost my phone I would spend about half an hour looking for it before I realise it's in my hand,
now I spend about half an hour looking for it before I remember I don't even have a phone anymore,
I went to a club on Friday and lost my t shirt but came back with some completely different top all together😕 some random sweater I must have drunkenly found in the club.