Last words...

i can jump on that moving train wanna see

"Base jumping sounds fun"

"I'll go first."

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"Base jumping sounds fun"

wow look at all the fishy with the big pionty teeth

I have a terrific headache.
He died of a cerebral hemorrhage (bleeding within the brain).
~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US President, d. 1945

"OH SH*T!"

Lets see if this will do it.
Accidental suicide as he shot himself with a blank-loaded pistol on the set of TV spy show "Cover Up." The concussion forced a chunk of his skull into his brain; he died six days later.
~~ Jon Erik Hexum, actor, d. October 18, 1984

Where are you getting these anyway 😕?

"What the hell is this?"

"I must have eaten a red sweet because I'm coughing up red stuff"

wow look at that my skin is falling off

Originally posted by s|m
Where are you getting these anyway 😕?

i know most of them.

but other i got from some website dunno what it was.

really cuz im just making them up 🙁

Originally posted by s|m
I'm bored.

"- Ah, it's only a toy gun."
"- This way guys, it's clear."
"- I love windows 95!"
"- Dad, why did you put that apple on my head?"
"- And now, I shall go down the stairs with my bycicle."
"- Throw me that axe."
"- I can hold my breath under water for 5 minutes, if you want."
"- Hey, why are those numbers appearing in reverse?"
"- Come here Sharky; look, he's harmless."
"- It's so dark in here, and it smells like gas."
"- The fireworks look much better when you're closer."
pls continue 😛

😂
that's cool!

😂

"This is the last of earth! I am content"-John Quincy Adams
"Am I dying or is is this my birthday?"
"Are you happy? I'm happy."
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
"Bless you, Sister. May all your sons be bishops."
"Who is it?"
"Do you know where I can get any sh.it?"
"I don't feel good."
"Why not? After all, it belongs to him."
"It's been a long time since I've had champagne."

LOOK!!! kitty!!!

"Heil Hitler!!"

bunbun, you whore..!!! (( jkjk.. 😛 ))

whats that? .. whisky? let me have a sip