Insurance any1?!

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Insurance any1?!

In Episode III there was so much destruction of property, an Insurance seller would have a field day! Take for instance Palpatine's window, that was one big window so I'm guessin that's gonna cost him a lot! All the senate pods in the senate, I think the aliens will kinda notice when there's no pod for them and those wookies are gna start rippin arms of the other senators! Oh and that huge facility on Mustafar completely destroyed but I don't know if theres an insurance for lava damage! And if only you could insure your limbs, these Jedi would be rich by now! What else, well the list could go on for years and that's where you people come in, anyone got any ideas on other stuff which was destroyed in ROTS, name it!

All those ships in the opening space battle....and all the damage done when the Invisible Hand crash landed, taking out all those towers and stuff.

all the senate pods during thr yoda/sids fight

Anakin could sue obi1

SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE IN WAR!

Originally posted by Darth Travizzle
SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE IN WAR!

Agreed. But still, yoda fled along with obi1 cause they were the only remaining representatives of the jedi order, and mace broke the windu and so, they are to be punished to the full extent of the law. And they've made it worse. They only haven't paid they also run away. I say to the electric chair with them.

I don't think there was anyone left to file an insurance claim on Mustafar since EVERYONE was killed! 😈

Well hey; look at the death star! Do you really think State Farm would want to try and cover that thing!?

Utupau kinda got beat up.

I hope the Jedi Temple was insured, cause it was officially busted and Adi watchamacallit's speeder!

Heh... I don't think anyone would want to repair the temple. I'm surprised Palpatine didn't have it demolished! (remember how it appears now in ROTJ 🙄 )

Lightsaber insurance! Cause I mean who lost their lightsaber? Dooku, Mace, Palpatine, Yoda and all the Jedi who were killed in Order 66, that's a lot of money!

It's the next "Great Depression" That will probably what the TV series will be about between Episodes III and IV. LOL

hey don't forgot the death of wookies life insurance is through the roof at an all time high. It cost money for the life support system for Darth Vader

Originally posted by Darth Travizzle
It's the next "Great Depression" That will probably what the TV series will be about between Episodes III and IV. LOL

*pictures Obi-Wan Kenobi working for pay at a sardine canning company in Monterey*

someone pull the plug on vader, I am tired of my taxes paying for all this crap. my insurance rates have gone up

It cost money for Grievous to be destroyed.

And then...oi...all those actors in the movie. Especially the supposedly dead ones! 😛

the battle of Coruscant(clone wars)

lolz dis topic is funny

Good thing Anakin had lava insurance. He didnt even have to talk to clones for an hour on the phone before they rescued him. Wish I had that kind of service when my car breaks down. 😮‍💨