Excuse me, did I do that?

www.createafart.com

Very, very funny! Choose which kind of fart, the density, and so on and so forth.

I hope they land on your head and you die of laughter and bad smells!

It's always fun to fart and funerals! 😎

😂 WHAAATTTTT????

Rex, my sister will love this site.

OMG! it's so funny! Everyone is sad and depressed and then suddendly someone lets out a machine gun fart! It's hillarious! 🤣

Machine gun fart. 😂

Yup!!!

You have to be carefull not to let out a machine gun fart around Veterans, cause it brings back flashbacks!! 😱

I can just see a sad funeral in Texas. Everyone is wearing a cowboy hat, and they're burying LeRoy Jenkins.

Everyone is balling, then someone rips a wet one. Everyone cracks up. Then starts shooting their pistols in the air.

YEEEE-HAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!! 🙂

😂 🤣 😂

You gotta love Texas and it's crazy populace.

Yes, everyone loves Texas! 😎

Oregon, rock on.

Is Austoria in Oregon?

So many movies have been made there.

Does anyone remember that old computer game 'Oregon Trail'?

Damn straight! I grew up on Oregon trail, it kicked a whole lotta ass.

BLAM! BLAM! There goes two buffalo. Momma will be mighty happy with us!

I wonder if there's a fart that sounds like a shotgun... 😄

"What we havin' fer dinner ma?"
"Buffalo, wash yer britchs and get in the house"

"Okay, momma! I'd better wash my britches because I ripped a wet one out in the fields today! Gone and killed the whole harvest!"

😂

I wonder if there's a fart sound for when you've just eaten a buffalo.

An Embarassingly Long, Stinky Blaster that's Off the Scale!