who wants to be my KMC girlfriend

Started by Clovie6 pages

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19
from 17 to 19?

so i don't count.

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19

ranting

sadwalk

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
no i didnt 😐

sorry maynard......Spooony is already taken ..😄

I am?

😕

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
erm...lets keep the male applicants to a minimum please
Originally posted by Fëanor
fax us your resume along with a salary history and a cover letter and we'll call you in a few days...

cry that usually means no

Originally posted by Da Moose
*pulls him aside*

Dude...this reeks of desperation...you're better than that...now, pull your pants up, wipe the peanut butter off your nipples and get out of here before any reputation you have is destroyed....

😆 peanut butter on my nipples, my question is....how the hell did you know all of that

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19
🙁

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ranting

sadwalk

what should the ages be

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
😆 peanut butter on my nipples, my question is....how the hell did you know all of that

😂 It was a lucky guess....but now that you've confirmed it, I think I'll take MY leave... 😛

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19
with this posted...your not gonna get a woman...too bad. I tried to warn you. Thats why I'm single on KMC and in real life😖mile:

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what should the ages be
...14 -18

Originally posted by Da Moose
😂 It was a lucky guess....but now that you've confirmed it, I think I'll take MY leave... 😛
ha
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
with this posted...your not gonna get a woman...too bad. I tried to warn you. Thats why I'm single on KMC and in real life😖mile:
whats that suppose to mean

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
...14 -18
schmoll

it should be 80-90
oh..wait..that means only me counts 😱

ok ok...all ages, unless you're below...erm lets say 14

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
...14 -18

More like, 13 - 87

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ha whats that suppose to mean
the girls on KMC are mostly teens in my guess. With that posted you'll get some married woman with three kids.

Originally posted by Da Moose
More like, 13 - 87

i like those ages... my cut off age is actually 36...*pulls pants up to nipples* yeeeappp yeaaappp

Originally posted by Da Moose
More like, 13 - 87
omg ❌ i'm starting to look down on myself for this

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
the girls on KMC are mostly teens in my guess. With that posted you'll get some married woman with three kids.
i think i'll start not liking you 🙁

Originally posted by a1hsauce
*cough* are you accepting male applicants *cough*

Dude, sometimes I wonder about you... 🙄

Originally posted by Clovie
i think i'll start not liking you 🙁

jawdrop 😱