Who wants to be my KMC boyfriend?

Started by D-Double29 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42

Dude stop screwing up my plans 😛

gotcha... 🥷

what plans? 🤨

aww....i want a kmc boyfriend🙁

I just came in this thread by accident and find it a little strange, but whatever floats your boat.

Originally posted by Revan Souer
I just came in this thread by accident and find it a little strange, but whatever floats your boat.
🤨? what do you mean?

I wanna be... 😄

write an aplication.
with percent of criteria fitting 😖mart: lady

So do I......but no sharing.

sharing?

I don't know the meaning of the word.....

Originally posted by Clovie
write an aplication.
with percent of criteria fitting 😖mart: lady

i have the perfect criteria... i put women in a pedastal...

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
So do I......but no sharing.

Mwuahaha... you are no match for me... 😛

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
I don't know the meaning of the word.....
i'm lost cry

Originally posted by pr1983
i have the perfect criteria... i put women in a pedastal...

Mwuahaha... you are no match for me... 😛

and worship them? eyes

Originally posted by pr1983
Mwuahaha... you are no match for me... 😛

Not even cupid can help you win this one.

Get ready for a battle,

Originally posted by Clovie
i'm lost cry

and worship them? eyes

completely... they get whatever they wish...

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Not even cupid can help you win this one.

Get ready for a battle,

*tacky 70s martial arts movie voice dubbing*

"prepare to die"

Originally posted by pr1983
*tacky 70s martial arts movie voice dubbing*

"prepare to die"

*uses tacky voice dubbing too*

"She is mine!"

*destroys sorroundings for dramatic effect*

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
*uses tacky voice dubbing too*

"She is mine!"

*destroys sorroundings for dramatic effect*

*picks sword up and does complex sword slashes to fake toughness*

*tacky voice dubbin*

"You will never win her!"

*Does gang signs with hands to fake looking even tougher*

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
*tacky voice dubbin*

"You will never win her!"

*Does gang signs with hands to fake looking even tougher*

"If i cannot have her then no-one can..."

*starts juggling shuriken*

"You will not live long enough to see her again!"

*yells wildly to scare his opponent*

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
"You will not live long enough to see her again!"

*yells wildly to scare his opponent*

"mwuahaha, you dare challenge my might?"

*looks in disbelief at incoherent wailing*