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manjaro
No-No Place-licky McNicky
Scientology: incredibly stupid...yet incredibly genius
so here's the basic gist of thier beliefs. these dumb assholes believe that millions of years ago, before the dinos an intergalactic war was being waged. our Earth—called Teegeeack, then—was featured in a galaxy-wide federation oppressed by one Xenu (or Xemu), an evil titan. Faced with the problem of overpopulation, Xenu had gathered up the ne’er-do-wells from his empire and confined those individuals in terrestrial volcanoes, and utilized nuclear bombs to explode the latter (and the former). The spirits (“thetans”) of those formerly intact beings were then collected, imprisoned in frozen alcohol, and implanted into human beings. and these thetans are now the cuase of all human suffering....so all you have to do is run down to the nearest center and pay ass loads of money for auditing and they'll get rid of those pesky little buggers for ya.
no but it doesnt stop there, once you join up, you often have to cut ties from all your relatives, they also claim that once your educated enuff you can control these thetans on a few levels they dub operating thetans. they have OT1-OT9 i believe,but in order to advance thru the levels you have to donate more money...so the more you give the higher you can climb, and once you get to OT5, where tom cruise is, supposedly you can fly and have mastery over time and space...read ppls minds, and move objects mentally.....WOW WHERE DO I SIGN UP!
i know we got freedom of religion and all but why do we allow these bastards to continue??