Ok this should be fun... You know you are a SW fan when.....

OK, I looked for a thread like this but I could not find one for Star Wars. There was a thread in the "literature and expanded universe" which asked for the weird things you do as a star wars fan, but that's about all I saw. (There were some threads like this for other movies though, like Harry Potter)

Well then,

You know you are a SW fan when........

- You still take with you to your corporate office your "Empire Strikes Back" metal Aladdin lunch box and thermos. It’s a bit rusty, but who cares?

- Every time you go to church and you hear someone refer to the Lord, you keep expecting Darth Vader to pop up out of a pew at any moment.

- Every time you go to church and you hear someone refer to the Lord, you keep expecting the choir to hum a rendition of the Imperial March at any moment.

- You’re scratching your head when Europeans refer to their countries as being part of the EU. Since when was Holland a part of the Extended Universe??

- You create or contribute to threads about any of the following (not an all-inclusive list): Palpatine’s Booger, Padme’s Belly, Anikan’s 6-pack, Vader’s “thing”, Yoda’s farts, Palpatine’s need for a nip tuck, Beru's sex appeal, or Jedi hairdo’s.

- You were posting to the ROTS forum a year before the movie came out.

- You get chills whenever you hear the Fox drumroll, even at the beginning of non-SW movies.

- After seeing ROTS, you google the web for symptoms of SWWS (Star Wars Withdrawal Syndrome)

let’s continue the thread!

- when you biatch and moan and whine and flame people for making the slightest mistake 😄

- Whenever your girlfriend/boyfriend says "I love you", you always say "I know".

Originally posted by kalsemo

- You get chills whenever you hear the Fox drumroll, even at the beginning of non-SW movies.

😮 speaking of this...it happened to me about an hour ago 😄
i put the family guy dvd in, then went to get a drink, and i heard the music and almost ran to the tv 😮

Yeah, I always do that 😄

i cry when the star wars opening scroll plays cry

not really.

you have problems

- instead of saying "bless you" when someone sneezes, you say, "May the force be with you"

I made up the above and first ones for this thread but I read some funny ones while searching the net:

-Invert your sentences often, you do

-When a supermarket checkout bleeps you can’t help but say ‘thank you, Artoo

-you walk into a barber's and ask for a Jedi apprenice haircut

-When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force

-You put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber

-when your girlfriend says you have a small organ and you say "You underestimate the power of the force."

When your PC looks like this: http://gear.ign.com/articles/605/605276p1.html

Originally posted by DenKi
you have problems

nah.

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
When your PC looks like this: http://gear.ign.com/articles/605/605276p1.html

yes pleasedroolio

😆

you wine and moan about every little plot point and detail and sub character

and them make 50 threads on it.

i didn't like that creature ....

surly anikin should have said this ....

shurly that t21g3 turbo sub-light combustion engine should be a little more to the left ..... 🙂

but you still come back for more 🙂

I thought of these:

- when you try and justify every flaw with "It's George's vision".

- on the contrary, when you feel like taking the "revised" version of the old trilogy and banging it against the wall.

- when you argue with Harry Potter & LOTR fans.

- when you buy Pringles just to cut out the characters from the cardboard and "collect" them. It's even worse if you buy them to see if you've won the competition.

- when you swing around anything you find that's long and narrow practically destroying the house.

- when you go and buy the pirated DVD's of Episode III 😛

Originally posted by kalsemo

- You get chills whenever you hear the Fox drumroll, even at the beginning of non-SW movies.

i do that, but only because i first watched star wars when i was like 3...

😛 first time i heard that was on star wars....its stuck now....it should be licensed exclusively to star wars 😄

Originally posted by Smegulated

shurly that t21g3 turbo sub-light combustion engine should be a little more to the left ..... 🙂

no dammit, then it would interfere with the central deflector shield power coupling....you damn noob! 🙄

😂

Originally posted by Mist
😛 first time i heard that was on star wars....its stuck now....it should be licensed exclusively to star wars 😄

indeed...