Star Wars lines (variation of: "You know you are a SW fan when...")

How about snappy retorts using SW lines?

I wrote 2 in my other thread,

-When somebody sneezes, you say, "May the Force be with you."

-When your girlfriend says you have a small organ you say "You underestimate the power of the force."

I found a few other funny ones while surfing the internet.....

- When your father asks you how fast your car is, you reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."

- When you need to go to the toilet, you say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through."

- At the airport, when the clerk asks you if anyone else has handled your bag you say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked."

And here's one more I just thought of: After popping a viagra, you say "Rise."

Help add to this thread!

Why couldn't you just put these in your other thread?

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Because it's a twist on the other thread, plus, It would be nice to read quotes all on one thread!! And I think more people could come up with funny ideas if this remains a quote-only thread.

No it wouldn't.

....I didn't think of a quote-only thread until after I started the other one.

Well you could have just posted these in the other thread in the first place...

But I didn't think of this until after I started the 1st thread. That one could be reserved for non-quotes, and keep all the quotes here, for continuity..........

anyway, lets get to adding some funny quotes!

Obviously you're not getting my point, so I'll just shut up now and let nature take its course...

- Someone bashes you as a newbie on this thread and you say, "From my point of view, you are evil!" (That wasn't directed at you DeVi) ...

although I know he actually says, "The Jedi are evil"

....When you are a newbie to the forum, and someone comes to your defense, you say: "Back away. I will deal with this Jedi slime myself."

hey do any of you know how to put a picture underneath your writing? like whenever somepeople talk they always have a picture there.

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When someone moans and groans that you make pointless threads, you say, "I will do my best to uphold the principles of the Jedi order."

nothing you have said so far is remotely funny though 🙁

kalsemo: "LOOK AT ME!!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

you are really sucking at the internet right about now

When someone is moaning and groaning about about your stupid thread, you pray they will not add, "Hopefully we will be able to intercept a few Jedi before they walk into this catastrophe."

Hey I'm just trying to liven up the threads a bit, so LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!

"Now, go and bring peace to the Empire."

You start talking like Yoda because you've seen the movie five times in the last 2 weeks.

Originally posted by kalsemo
....When you are a newbie to the forum, ."

"Wipe them out, ALL of them." fits just peachy right here I'd say. 😂

Actually guys, go to the Lit and EU forum, do a search on "You know you are a Star Wars nerd when", and use the old thread for this.

Closing.