Cyclops (to Wolverine, from the X-men movie): What would you prefer... yellow spandex?
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Occultist priest (that just summoned up big nasty demon): At last, we created a new God. Pure and of virgin birth.
Sara Pezzini: I don't know about virgin birth, since it looks like someone's gettin' f*(ked around here.
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Joker: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
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Joker: Hubahabahaba! Money money money! Who do you trust! ...And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
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We live for these moments Spider-man, me Eddie Brock, beating you down like the weak-kneed little boy that you are...
Cyclops is an badass:
"Put your weapons down, or the teachers of Xavier Institute are forced to give you an improvised lesson of hand-to-hand combat."
"How about turning some of this big, tough justice on the humans who killed Jumbo Carnation. How about that, Mr. Summers? You just let humans walk ove us like..."
*Cyclops breaks the kid's nose with his optic blast*
"God damn it..."
"You broke his nose! That was an total assault!"
"The next joker gets an broken leg. We don't tolerate killers."
Originally posted by jinzin
in ultimate war? I'm gonna have to agree with pr on this one...
pffff..... no chance.... i just flicked through it again.... other than Iron Man getting buttraped by everyone the Ultimates kicked a$$
Cap wastes Wolverine
Hawkeye takes out Colossus
Thor smacks down Storm
Black Widow takes out Beast and Xavier's plane
Wasp knocks out Prof X
the only impressive X-Man in that fight was Ice-Man.... and he didn't even beat up anyone.... he just arrived in time to stop them all being carted of to the Triskillion
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Originally posted by Scoobless
pffff..... no chance.... i just flicked through it again.... other than Iron Man getting buttraped by everyone the Ultimates kicked a$$Cap wastes Wolverine
Hawkeye takes out Colossus
Thor smacks down Storm
Black Widow takes out Beast and Xavier's plane
Wasp knocks out Prof Xthe only impressive X-Man in that fight was Ice-Man.... and he didn't even beat up anyone.... he just arrived in time to stop them all being carted of to the Triskillion
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colossus smacked down thor too...
Iceman was very cool in that issue.He arrived on a giant ice wave and took out all the enemies on the field.
Anyway Iron Man got almost beaten down from Wolverine who jumped from the 3rd floor of a parking building into an helycopter, killed all the soldiers, then took out all the other soldiers in the next 2helyc. and jumped on IM's back slashing his armor.
Ultimate Hawkeye is pretty impressive:
Alien in disguise: "I'm sorry, Mister Barton, but there must be some kind of mistake. Accounts don't have any appointments scheduled for today."
Hawkeye: "Are you sure, I mean, you didn't even checked your book or anything:"
"That's because I don't need to check my book, sir. I've got all appointments up here in my head.
"Seriously?"
"Oh, yeah."
*Hawkeye shoots an arrow directly in the man's head*
"Not anymore, cueball."