Dirty songs you learn as a kid.

What are some of the dirty songs you learned in school?
Here's some I learned:

Down by the cherry tree
guess what she showed me
it was big and hairy
black and scary
it looked like a jungle to me
so I whipped out my bananna
and stuck it in her crack
she let out a scream
I filled it with cream and took my bananna back.....

fyi I dn't have a bananna...

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly and said do ya wanna?

there once was a genie woth a ten foot weenie and he went to his mamas house
she thought it was a snake and whacked it with a rake and now it's only 5 foot 4

yankee doodle went to town
riding on his mother
every time he hit a bump
he had another brother

lmao neevr heard those before i cant think of any!!!

I'll I heard was Eminem....hes Explicit enough....😍

Tottaly, do you have his album encore?

Working on getting it. I have his best seller MM LP so I'm happy.

Theres a place in france,
Where the naked ladies dance.

Theres a hole in the wall,
So the kids can see it all!

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Working on getting it. I have his best seller MM LP so I'm happy.

you totally need to get it, I've exausted it know so , but yellow brick road is good as like that actually all of them are good i just dont like mocking bird anymore ive heard ti to many times

Originally posted by Zenoside
Theres a place in france,
Where the naked ladies dance.

Theres a hole in the wall,
So the kids can see it all!

I've got some christmas ones if you guys wanna see...

Old farmerGiles he was sitting on a
rock
waving and shaking his big hairy
fist
at the peple in house of brick
teaching their children to play with
their
joy strings and things from the war.
along came a lady ,a very fine lady who walked like a
duck
thought shed invented a new way to
educate
children to sew and to knit
down at the farmyard while picking up
rubbish
left over from yesterdays hunt
i think that thr farmer is a silly old
man

Little fly on the wall
have you no sense at all
cant you see that wall is platered
now your stuck you silly Fly

Humpty Dumpty..... In it's song form

There's another Santa Clause, There's another Santa Clause,
There's another Santa Clause there,
Everywhere you look, you can't escape, there's Santa's every where.
Bells are ringing, children screaming, something doesn't seem right.
His beard is grey, that's a nice toupee, but his eyebrows oughta be white.

There's another Santa Clause, There's another Santa Clause,
There's another Santa Clause there,
One at the mall and one in the window sitting in a velvet chair.
Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones short ones cheeks so rosy and bright.
That Christmas cheer smells a lot like beer, hope Santa calls a cab tonight.

Just saw a Santa Clause, Just saw a Santa Clause,
Just gave a Santa Clause change.
Drove downtown and a bell ringing Santa Clause hit me up again.
When those sleigh bells jingle jangle on my rooftop tonight,
Will my chimney be backed up with Santa's all crammed in tight.

rub a dub dub, three men in a tub. wtf is that? guys should not be takin friggin baths 2gether

(to the tune of black sabath-iron man)
i am santa clause
ho ho ho ho ho
flying through the snow,
can you hear him ho ho ho?
he's so full of cheer,
only has to work one day a year,
children in their beds,
visions of sugarplums fill their heads,
so may kids out there,
santa must be a millionaire.
red suit boots of black,
big sac of toys hanging off his back,
how mush does he weigh?
how do the reindeer pull his sleigh?
nobody sees him,
as he travels the world,
leaving his presents,
for the good boys and girls,
sees every move you make,
better be good for goodness sake,
leave him cookies and beer,
he'll be back to your house first next year!
i am santa clause
ho ho ho ho ho

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
What are some of the dirty songs you learned in school?
Here's some I learned:

Down by the cherry tree
guess what she showed me
it was big and hairy
black and scary
it looked like a jungle to me
so I whipped out my bananna
and stuck it in her crack
she let out a scream
I filled it with cream and took my bananna back.....

fyi I dn't have a bananna...

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly and said do ya wanna?

there once was a genie woth a ten foot weenie and he went to his mamas house
she thought it was a snake and whacked it with a rake and now it's only 5 foot 4

yankee doodle went to town
riding on his mother
every time he hit a bump
he had another brother

Originally posted by silvertsume
hey.. 😕 i heard my name....

What were you doing with jack...

(Parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready?" we'll say "Whoa, man!
Let's wait until the wife is out of town"

Later on if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things...missin'
Didn't ask...permission
Wearing her clothes...Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
What were you doing with jack...

we must we must,
we must increase our bust,
the bigger the better,
the tighter the sweater,
the boys depend on us...

yeah, kinda funny......

Originally posted by silvertsume
oops... i got a little carried away w/ the marijuana... 😂 we used a condom though!!

safe s** is always good...