Your Last Thought

"I wish I had worn clean underwear"

why aye man ....

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."-Mariah Carey.

DYING WORDS: Powerhouse gay political consultant Robert Barnes got quite a sendoff from Mayor Willie Brown and friends at a big City Hall memorial service Monday--but the most memorable moment came when City Attorney Dennis Herrera recounted how, shortly before Barnes died of a blood clot at age 42, a pal had summoned a priest to his bedside.

"Thank you," Barnes told the friend as he pulled aside his oxygen mask, "but sex is the last thing on my mind right now."

"Why the **** did they put 3 new people in the Big Brother house"

''please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pantsplease dont let me sh*t my pants please please please dont let me sh*t my pants''

"What does this button do?"

"holy shit"

"Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection" 😛

Atleast I won't have to go through another season of Survivor

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
''please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pantsplease dont let me sh*t my pants please please please dont let me sh*t my pants''

"Ahh damn, I shit my pants"

I knew I shouldn't have placed a self destruct button in big red letters...

"Never call Stalin a f*g"

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"What does this button do?"

hysterical

"I always KNEW you were real, Santa!"

"Who would have ever thought throwing the pin instead of the grenade would be a stupid thing to do?"

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection" 😛

i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection i hope they cant see my erection 😖

"damn police, always shootin at me"

Hey whats this red stuff....looks like cramberry ju-

i wont get hurt if i stick my head out this train window...look see whats the worst that coud hap....

Dang it, how do I forget to remove the bullets before cleaning the gun....