Your Last Thought

I wonder if Cartman is right about pooping when you die...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"What on earth gave me the idea of cutting of my penis in a ritualistic fashion"

LMFAOROTF....hysterical

why did i ask the dog to play 'Pull my penis'....

Originally posted by silvertsume
laterz!! *pulls a knife on morbid*

cry

*Pulls out plastic spork*

hey this grenade has no pi--

"i wonder where i can get me some nice porn"

i wonder if you can see my underwear

"Hope he doesnt light that match, I just let a good one."

"oh where oh where did i put that gerbil" 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
"oh where oh where did i put that gerbil" 😖hifty:

😂

Nothing can go wrongblowup....

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Nothing can go wrongblowup....

Ok just like in the movies, cut the purple wi...

"I want to be buried in my car....oh wait...my son is getting my car...damn...you know what..just ****ing kill me now..i dont wanna live without my car..i love my car...jesus jones...doo da doo doo dum dee da doo dadle doo dum deedle dee....why is this taking so long....the doctor said 5 more minuetes.....damn....hmmmm..mm.mmhhhmmm...i love to ride my bycicle i love to ride my bike...do da do..."

this is the safest route

*turns corner*

what the fa-ahhhhh hahhhhhh noooo ahhhghhhhhj

"DONT TELL ME I NEED MY WALKER!"

" uneek told me death is sex so.... " * drives off cliff*

*sees wet floor sign* Hey, it's just like skating on ice...

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
"DONT TELL ME I NEED MY WALKER!"

😂lmfao

im perfectly fine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

Originally posted by silvertsume
" uneek told me death is sex so.... " * drives off cliff*

hysterical....LMFAO ROTF........

watch me dry hump this Bull