Let's play Chess

Who wants to play chess?

*puts all of the pieces on the board SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY*

*walks into the room*

Hey! You put the damn chess board on the pickle barrel! I wanna pickle!

*Smacks chess board off, sending pieces this way and that. Grabs pickle, starts to eat.*

Yummy! 🙂

*gasps!*

I challenge you to a game of Whiskey Chess!

Okay, you've got my attention.

Okay. Pawns are shot glasses, rooks, bishops, and knights are beer bottles (rooks are brown, bishops are green, knights are deep green) and the King and Queen are whiskey jugs.

Any questions before we start?

Truthfully, Rexie, I don't even know how to play chess. Never learned how.

But I can play a mean game of checkers. I've never lost. (well, maybe a few times.)

The point of Whiskey Chess is to touch a bunch of the bottles really fast and drink the ones you touched.

Oh, okay. I get it.

On the count of three... 1, 2, 3!

*grabs all the booze, runs into the bathroom*

I let you win. 😉

*takes another beer bottle*
*looks up*
*shakes head*
*starts to drink*

how many new threads have you guys started over the last day?......chess??

what? can't follow mah? Just go with the flow... till it gets to a waterfall... although it's fun to stay at that point 🙂

well I can cope with ToMacco starting a thread about his pee, but when there's a thread about chess!...😛

What??!! This is outraguous! I suggest a group of mods must be sent out to get the truth! It is IMPOSSIBLE that a thread about pee is closed but a thread about CHESS is still open!

😂

*stomps into room with lightsabre*

Okay - I'm a mod. What the hell is going on here ?

Gundark---------->

Hey, I have two lightsabers! Do you have a smilie about me? 😄