(From Glitterrock)
X-men Caps:
It's the final scene of the Republican version of the "Thriller" music video!
On the next 'Mutant Idol':
"Um... that power was... it was .... really interesting. You know, maybe being a mutant might not be the best thing for you. Scott?"
"That was absolutely the WORST mutanting I've ever seen! Just by being here, you've set evolution back by a thousand years!"
“You! Shall Not! Pass!"
"My name is Logan. I'm the best at what I do. I recycle."
"Man that guy is such a beast."
Spider-man caps:
“You've suffered through the other workout programs with no effect at all. Now it's time to use something that works.
Step aside Buns Of Steel. It's time for Buns Of EVIL!
Yes, Buns Of Evil. The new high-impact exercise program sweeping the globe. The planet's top supervillains give YOU their tips for tightening and toning your buns. Just listen to these real testimonials:
"Sure, I've always had a groovy body. But thanks to Buns Of Evil, now I've got a disco-booty you could bounce a quarter off of!" - GlitterRock
"Doom used to have an embarrassing beer belly. Doom tried everything: Jazzercise. Taebo. Arcane magicks. But thanks to Buns Of Evil, now Doom has a six-pack that will help him to woo the ever-delectable Mena Suvari! Thank you, Buns Of Evil. Oh, and BAH!" - Dr. Doom”
"Saaaay Goblin! Have you been using Buns Of Evil?"
"Spider-Man? How did you -- you mean.... you, too??"
"For the last five months. Hey, I may fight the forces of evil. But even I can't deny the plusses of having a gold-medal winning ass!"
"No, Green Goblin, you did not make me gay. Only I have that power."
"Didn't your mother ever tell you, don't dress as Hitler for Halloween!"
"There is no Osborn. There is only Z-- "
.oO HEY ZOOL, GET OUTTA HERE! NORMAN'S MY B!+(#!! Oo.
