The (Parcially) Insane Club

arg....i need an aprentice.....to help me take over the world

i shall hire an assistant to be ur aprentice....i know people

no....you will be perfect for my 'collection' evillaugh

(jk)

ooo- but u don't know what's up my sleeve!

Do I want to know?

yall both need to die...........now...............right now.

if you don't do this for me, i'll be sad..... schmoll

if you do, i'll be so happy...... youpi

is it comprehensible.....

But I'm already dead.

not in the right way.

I want you dead dead.

No breathing, talking, seeing, smelling, moving, knowing, laughing,crying, colorful dead.

Now that's what i'm looking for.

vampire

is it comprehensible.....

o- u shall never find out- not even in ur worst nightmare

you stole my smilie. Since when are you a Vampire?

silent dreams, become a silent dream and go to he!!, you own nothing in this domain.

is it comprehensible.....

Make me.

Do you have something against me?

Actually I do have something against you...this machete against your temple.

Do you feel lucky you filthy beast?

Do ya!!??

is it comprehensible.....

What temple exacly?

No I don't feel lucky. And no I'm not filthy.

So let me get this straight: You hate me because I'm don't belive in your 'god'?

I am my own god you fool.

don't even try to comprehend me because it is a feat you will never accomplish.

Do you understand me?
.......Huh?!

Do you understand me? You dirty beast of the night!!!!!!

Your body is a temple, well it's suppose to be, obviously yours is a rodent infested wasteland.
My mistake.

is it comprehensible......

What the hell does 'I am my won god.' mean exacly?

I'm not trying to comprehend you. Simply asking if you have something against me for not beliving in what you belive in.

Stop calling me names you jerk.

i said my "own" god.

and what is all of these beliefs coming from. As far as i'm concerned, nobody knows what i believe in because i have not been discussing it so you have me at a lost with all of that talk.

now bow, so that i may decapitate you now.

is it comprehensible.....

whats the matter SD

These matters don't concern you infidel, be gone or be subject to terrible pain.

is it comprehensible.....

Make me.

Well you obviously belive in christ, because when you say 'he!!' it usually means 'hell' and when you say 'hell' your refering to Satan.