The (Parcially) Insane Club

Started by bananamunkey131531 pages

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
the way she says. "I hate getting high". Sounds like something somebody who does but still hates it would say.
It sounds like she's really done it before when she says it like that.

Well I'm really done this time. Goodnight.

i have gotten dizzy from coloring my hair black with hairspray color stuff, and if that is what getting high is like, i hate it. it is painful and horridle feeling. so no. i have not gotten high.

me:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
tom😖top screaming pussy!!
bill:wow his hairs on fire
milly:maybe we shud help...
tom:he said u had 5 std's...
milly:........lets not

*jokecough*OMG YOUR A GUY?!*coughjokecoughcough* 😛

a pig strolls along the farm when he came up to a human being.
The human being crouches down and gets face level with the pig.
He leans forward and.........................

who wants to know?

the piggy bites off his nose.

ok I do.

my solution was wierd o.0

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milly😖nogs it!!!
me:ewww gross they eat shit!!
bill😖o do you!!
tom😖hut up tom u eat milly out!!
me:lol we all saw you
bill😖hut up punk!!!
milly:yea...b queit
me:wow bill ur real big..punk??? sure...
tom😮k we say the pig rapes him
milly:fair enuf
bill😮k
me:thats good with me

all in favor of letting insanegenis join just to shut him up, say "aye"

jk

jk

jk

jk

what is with the pig and the nose? hey silent dreams? you like pita ten? that is awsome!

nae

nae= nay+aye= nae= I don't know

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http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=369056&highlight=pita+ten

yea baby!!!!! you posted as well... oh yea.....I used to be Dark_chan...

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me: shut me up?? i did not just hear that
milly:him??
bill: shut up hoe i buss a cap in ur ass
tom: bill..ur a 43 year old from lancaster shut up and act ur age
bill: i dont wanna hav a middle life crisis!
me:haha...u will have 2 hav 1 sooner or later bill
milly:yea and piss off while your at it...
tom: std girl...piss off and go with him..
milly:how bout we just dont go?
billy:agreed

i'm officially afraid.

pita ten
naruto
magic knight rayearth
inuyasha
fma

are all cooli

me:inuyasha rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
bill:i agree with him for once
tom: so do i
milly:hes hot!!
me😖hut up u sexually depraved *****...
bill:hey dont call her that...she isnt depraved really
tom:just a ****...
me:geuss so..
bill:why wen we talk do we always seem to change the subject?
tom: i dno

n00b jk jk jk 😛

Originally posted by silent dreams
n00b jk jk jk 😛

are you talking about me or the other one in the conversation? did you know that there is a pita ten show?

me: other one????
bill😮mfg i have a name you know woman!! or...thing
milly:haha...stupid...
tom😮k shut up i think wer acting a lil too crazy for their likes....
me:im not the bloody crazy one..your the crazy lot!!
bill:then why are you talking to yourself...?
tom:hes not..we're here
milly:yea ur in denial tom...
me😖hush just shut up for a wile..talk amongst urself for once

Originally posted by insane genis
me: other one????
bill😮mfg i have a name you know woman!! or...thing
milly:haha...stupid...
tom😮k shut up i think wer acting a lil too crazy for their likes....
me:im not the bloody crazy one..your the crazy lot!!
bill:then why are you talking to yourself...?
tom:hes not..we're here
milly:yea ur in denial tom...
me😖hush just shut up for a wile..talk amongst urself for once

woma. not thing, well i am a girl, if thats what you mean. i'm not that old(to be a woman). i'm only 6months younger than silent dreams

me:bubi
bill:cya
tom:ciao baby...
milly😖ee ya skanks.....
JESUS: PEACE AND **** IT

you have problems...

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The human being leans over and takes a chunk out of the pig. the pig oinks in pain and attempts to get away, the human being grabs the pig, flips it over and again bites another huge chunk this time out of the pigs belly instead of it's face this time.

The cow comes over being curious and is not phased by this, the cow, being a cow, gets ready to lay down and accidentally lays down on top of the human being. The human dies from being crushed to death. The cow gets up and the pig starts eating up the human being, but as the food passes through it falls out of the pigs eaten out belly and the pig soon dies.

The cow's utters need to be teated. A duck comes along and starts pulling on the cows teats with it's bill and milk starts to come out and the duck gets excited by this unexpected treasure. It quacks and calls over it's friends. One of it's friends happens to be a pet dog of the dead human being. The dog is a small dachsund.

The dachsund comes over and starts biting on the teats trying to get milk, but the dog is too rough and it rips the utters and milk and blood rush out in a gory mess all over the dog and ducks.
The cow slumps over and crushes all of the ducks and the dog that were underneath drinking the now blood infested milk.
The dog quickly had crawled up inside the cow as it was falling and was now in it's ripped utters, it crawled up through the stomach and got stuck in the throat and suffocated.

A horse comes over the the dead human body and nudges it over to the cow for some apparent reason. They're on an incline, so the human slides down into the cow's body completely. The horse looses it's footing and rolls down the incline violently into the farm house and crashes through a wall and dies immediately and lands on top of a little handicapped girl with on arm and two prosthetic legs. She wakes up immediately but is pinned down by the horse completely so no one hears her fatal, but silent cries.

She lays there slowly, but painfully dying. Yes the crash was heard by the lazy father, but it was 2 am and he was too sleepy to be bothered so he rolled back over and went to sleep, but when he rolls over, he falls into the floor and knocks down his wife's oxygen tank and the pipe comes out. He figures he'll deal with it in the morning and gets back in bed and checks on his wife by calling her name, no response, he figures she's sleep. She is not. She has lost her oxygen supply and has suffocated and died.

Back in the little girls room her bloodshot eyes have bulged out completed and she lay limp.

The next morning the man gets up and figures his wife is sleeping in. Strange though as her eyes were open. But hey, people sleep with their eyes open he thinks to himself.
He goes and and checks in on his older son. He's not in his room, he must have stayed out late last night somewhere. So he checks on his girl and when he goes in her room he sees his beautiful horse atop his daughter. He cries out in pain as he realized he will be winning no horse riding contest this year.
He pushes the horse off and asks' his little girl if she's okay. She doesn't respond. He assumes she's asleep as well. He sees her blue, blackish skin but assumes it's bruising from the horse, which it is combined with her lack of oxygen He also sees her bulging eyes, but he always told her to take her contacts out before going to bed. Even if she was missing one index finger and was forced to wear contacts because no daughter of his was going to go out wearing geeky glasses and look anymore like a freak then she already did.So he goes out to pull the horse back up to the hill to the main farm area. As he goes up the incline he notices the dead cow and pig and other little animals. He realized he better hurry up and cook this meat before it goes bad. He drops the horse, which rolls back down the hill and once again lands on his daughter. Her eyeballs immediately pop out and rolls on the floor into the kitchen.

Back with the father, he takes the cow and pig back down to the house and puts them on this giant cooking plantform and cooks them whole. Keep in mind the cow also had the dachsund lodged in it's throat and the farmers son inside it also.
After the pig and cow are done the farmer cuts a piece off of the cow and pig and puts it on a place to eat, on his way to the living room he takes a bite of the cow, hmmm isn't that delicious. Good thing he didn't let it spoil.
As he's walking though the kitchen to get to the living room he steps on one of his daughters eyes, he smooshes into ooze onto the floor. He picks it up and since he hates wasting food, he puts it in his mouth and eats it. All the ooze filling running over his tongue and between his teen, filling every crevace in his mouth. Now that's good eating. He continues walking and steps on the eyeball which has hardened. Instead of smooshing it he trips on it and flies forward into the open fridgerator which he had left open when getting the ingredients to cook the cow and pig. He gets knocked out and the door closes and he freezes to death.

Umm....yeah...that's about it....that's sums it all up right there.

i couldn't read all of that for the sake of my stomach. you should be a horror story writer, because that almost made me sick!