The (Parcially) Insane Club

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"Don't you raise your flimsy lightsaber at me"

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is it comprehensible.....

flimsy?!

"excuse me"

"your strong ray of light protruding from a stub"

"sound better?"

"We all know how dangerous those colorful lights can be, god forbid a rainbow shows up"

is it comprehensible.....

*cuts his leg off*

shocking

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

don't call my lightsaber flimsy!!

"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!"

*leg reappears out of thin air*

"That was a low blow, not for you, but a low blow nonetheless"

*Gets a large hourglass and pushes maik inside as the sand falls down leaving maik trapped inside*

is it comprehensible.....

"FLIMSY, FLIMSY FLIMSY little colorful piece of crap!"

is it comprehensible.....

*cuts her way out of the hourglass and cuts off powerfulone's arm*

*Runs for cover.*

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!"

*are reappears*

"That's getting very annoying"

"Azarath Metrion Zinthos"

*Forms a impenetrable force field around maik and sends it to the bottom of the sea*

is it comprehensible.....

*whacks it with Gandalf's staff and escapes*

*throws white mice at powerfulone*

*suspends white mice in air as they are being thrown*

*turns white mice into white rice covered in a toxic paralyzing poison and throws them into maik's mouth*

is it comprehensible.....

*spits them at powerfulone*

*dodges them*

"how do you feel?"

is it comprehensible.....

fine thanks

*throws an elephant at powerfulone*

"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE FINE JUST HAVING TOXIC RIDE IN YOUR MOUTH! REGARDLESS IF YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW OR NOT THEY WERE STILL IN YOUR MOUTH AND THE POISON STILL GOT IN YOU SO START NOT MOVING NOW AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW! IMMOBILIZED, PARALYZED, NO MOVING WHATSOEVER! YA GOT IT!"
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"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!"

*A bed appears and I get into it to take a nap*

is it comprehensible.....

I'm dead. What's poison going to do?
*drops an elephant on the bed*

"IT'S GOING TO PARALYZE YOU!!!!!!"

"NOW DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!"

ranting

is it comprehensible.....