The (Parcially) Insane Club

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Powerfulone1987: "Thank you for this gift, it was unsuspected. Afterall my BIRTHDAY was about 2 weeks ago."
?????: "Oh, your welcome, so do we have a deal?"
Powerfulone1987: "How could we not, afterall, me having did my part."
?????: "Just make sure you're out of the radius when everthing goes down"
Powerfulone1987: "You don't have to tell me twice, I just hope what I did was enough, because if it wasn't then not even I know what Hell will befall us all."
?????: "Pigs rupture on the valley hills."
Powerfulone: "When turtles and ducks fly together they'll kill....."

Is it comprehensible.....

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Powefulone1987: "What the crap kind of present is this?............@$$hole.

is it comprehensible.....

you um....who are you talking to?

Powerfulone1987: "What do you think?"
Silan: "I think it's poposterous and obsurd."
Powerfulone1987: "Yeah, I know."
Silan: "Surely you didn't let this pass lightly?"
Powerfulone1987: "Of course I did. I shall not reveal my identity and ruin it all over something like this, not even for that @$$hole."
Silan: "You're losing your touch, the old Powerfu.....oh the Hell with it, your name is too long so I'll just call you Po from now on."
Powerfulone1987: "It would seem you are asking me to reveal my wrath to you, you will never ever in your pitiful life disrespect me like that again. IS THAT CLEAR!!!!!"
Silan: "Yes, clear as crystal, how rude of me, after all you do go through the trouble of saying my whole, 2 syllable, short, nam..."
Powerfulone1987: "SILAN!!!! I will not warn you again!!
Silan: "Yes, forgive me."
Powerfulone1987: "As you were."
Silan: "I would prefer not to n...."
Powerfulone1987: "AS YOU WERE!"
Silan: "As I was saying, the old you, I mean, Powerfulone1987 glare would have never let something of this magnitude fly."
Powerfulone1987: "Oh Silan get over me. It was just a stupid little gift."
Silan:"...................................."
Powerfulone1987: "Is that not comprehensible?"
Silan: "Completely."

is it comprehensible.....

*munches popcorn*

Silan: "Ahem...........has it been dealth with appropriately?"
Lily: "Oh yes, they will not even know even know the meaning of what is about to befall their tragic souls."
Silan: "Okay Lily you're starting to scare me, let's return to earth shall we and proceed with what must be done."
Lily: "Of course, just telling it like it is though."
Silan: "Well Lily, I know how it is and do not need any of that lower talk spoken to me."
Lily: "Okay, look here Silan, you may be above me in rank, but I'll still kick your @$$."
Silan: "And I'll demote you faster than you can say.....Powerfulone1987."
Lily: "Whoa, yeah, that is a dosey of a name isn't it? Either way, you have more to lose then me so try me."
Silan: "......................." :confuse:
Lily: "Well what! Aren't you going to say something. I don't care if you go back running to your Powerfulone1987, he aint going to do.........."
*THUMP!*
Silan: "........." fear
?????: "What exactly were you 2 talking about"
Silan: "um...nothing of importance to you."
?????: "I asked you a question and I want an answer."
Silan: "Listen you, yes I said you, I have no need for your allegiance any longer, you will not succeed in this feat. You will be subject to the same fate as all of the others and YOU will n........"
*THUMP*
Powerfulone1987: "Insolent fools, know you not of the power I contain. I never reveal myself I told you and you underestimated me and took my words lightly and now he you lie, taking your last breath. What do you have to say for yourself."
Silan: "Pigs rupture on the valley hills."
Powerfulone1987: "What!............Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

Is it comprehensible.....

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?????: "When turtles and ducks fly together they'll kill.....hehehe."

is it comprehensible.....

*throws popcorn*

hy

Silan: "How is everything proceeding?"
?????: "Fine my lord."
Silan: "And what has become of that Powerfulone1987?"
?????: "He alas is dead."
Silan: "Marvelous. We shall now enter the next Phase."
?????: "Which is?"
Silan: "Oh not even you are privy to this confidential information."
?????: "Why not."
Silan: "You ask too many questions. Cease or I will be done with you."
?????: "Yes my lord of course, please forgive me, I wish only to please and serve you every whim."
Silan: "Yes...........yes you do"

is it comprehensible.....

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Torik: "I regret to say that Powerfulone1987 is dead."
Crowd: "Booooo!!!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!"
Torik: "Yes this is grave news for us all. I do not know right now how we will proceed from this point but believe you me, we are doing our mightiest to make sure everthing stays the way it is."

..............(later)....

Torik: "They are as good as dead, let's leave this tragic place while we still can. I'll go get the transportation."

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by amaya moore
... was anyone else?

she's gone now, her mom came and picked her up

tisk tisk! you have revealed too much my friend! and yet, it is still amusing!

Originally posted by amaya moore
ban

why? what has Maikahyandowen ever done to you? is the act of having an elephant dropped on your head too much?? ELEPHANTS ARE COOL!!! and maik is just maik, insane as ever!

powerfulone1987, who are you talking to? it is entertaining, but ever so slightly disturbing... *eats some of maik's popcorn*

?????: "Torik, must you leave?"
Torik: "Yes I must, this land is in even more grave a danger then they know."
?????: "Yes, exhilirating isn't it?"
Torik: "What?"
?????: "Oh, I said, what a shame, what a shame."
Torik: "Yes it is."
?????: "How I wish you would go. Powerfulone1987 left you something in his will and it would be a shame for it to go to waste."
Torik: "Me?"
?????: "Yes you. Do you not realize the significance of your loyalty to him for these past 17 years?"
Torik: "?????, I've only been here for 6 months."
?????: "Yes um...very well..all in all, it would be a shame for that treasure to go to waste."
Torik: "Treasure?"
?????: "Oh deary, I've said too much. Come to the place if you wish to recieve it."
Torik: "What place?"
?????: "Oh, you know."
Torik: "Look, I'm sure whatever Powerfulone1987 left me, I can live without and I'm through with these riddles, I'm out."
?????: "No, you are not."
Torik: "Excuse me."
?????: "I said you are not leaving."
Torik: "And why not and whose going to stop me."
?????: "You're not going to leave b/c you are important. And I'll stop you."
Torik: "How do you plan to stop me, you are but a useless, worthless Magneir and how am I important?"
?????: "Yes, this is true, but it is only part of the truth."
Torik: "Look you freak, I don't know what you're playing at, but I'm through, go play with yourself."
?????: (I would if I had the time but....)Ahem....Take one more step and it will be your last."
Torik:"Have a nice life ?????."
?????: "Oh, Silan would not permit this, but I have no choice."
*THUMP*
?????: "You would have served a great purpose, but you have thrown it all away and wasted your usefulness."

is it comprehensible.....

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Silan: "Where's ??????"
Polip: "I do not know."
Silan: "That's okay, I wouldn't expect you to know, you have more important things to do my child."

is it comprehensible.....

*throws popcorn*

Silan: "So you've come Torik, good."
Torik: "Yes I have, now what is it that was left to me?"
Silan: "Let me go fetch it, you wait right here."
Polip: "Hello, what's your name."
Torik: "Torik."
Polip: "You don't smell like Torik."
?????: "You found me out, yeah it's me, but we're playing a little game. It's called, "Tell Silan who I really am and you die", ok?
.......(????? menancingly puts one hand on Polip's shoulder and looks in dead in the eyes)...........
Polip: "Okay."
Silan: "Here it is in this box, just come over and open it and see it for yourself."
Torik: "Of course."
Polip: "Silan."
Silan: "Yes?"
Polip: "That's not really Torik, Torik is dead, that is........."
Silan: "I know. Good eye boy, good eye. I've known since the first step he took into this place. I have only one question, why?"
?????: "Torik wouldn't come, so I had to kill him and then I took his form to please you my lord."
Torik: "Why do I find that hard to believe. Yes I believe you may have had to kill him for his disobedience. But do you really wish to please me?"
?????: "Why of course my lord."
Silan: "Silan, tell ????? what you told me yesterday."
Polip: "Powerfulone1987 is dead, but he is also not dead."
?????: "What does that mean my lord."
Silan: "It means that Polip's powers are growing even more than we anticipated.........and it means that one of us must die...right now."
?????: "Why so, my lord and who?"
Polip: "Silan............"
Silan: "Quiet Polip. ?????, my most loyal servent?"
?????: "..................yes."
Silan: "Why is it that I've never seen your face? Why is it always hidden beneath those rags? I know your allergic to sunlight and it's dangerous if it touches your skin, but that doesn't pertain to atrificial light, when you are inside."
Polip: "........Silan don't....."
Silan: "Polip, leave this place right now and go."
Polip: "Go where?"
Silan: "Pigs rupture on the valley hills."
Polip: "............................When turtles and ducks fly together they'll kill....."
Silan: "See, everything you need to know, you already have access to."
Polip: "Yes, Polip I know. I'll await your arrival."
.................(exits Polip)............
Silan: "?????, why do you not answer me."
?????: "..................................."
Silan: "Very well then, no need for you to answer you scum. I know all. You have not fooled anyone with your little incognito act........................
...........Powerfulone1987!"
?????: "I do not understand any of this."
Silan: "Oh, but I do.
(Silan runs over to a wall horzontally runs up, leaps away from the wall a glass window across from it.Opens the window. With one victorious glance back throws a bomb back into the room and leaps from the window. Wings protrude from his back and he flies away into the night followed by a huge explosion."
..............(????? is dead)................

is it comprehensible.....

...............(Silan arrives at the place).........
Silan: "Polip, you did good, very good, you are the most essential part to this entire thing and you show much promise."
Polip: "..........................."
Polip: "......................"
Polip: "ARGHHH!!!!"
.............(with a thrust of his forearm, Polip drives the entire length of his arm into Silan's chest. He pulls out his heart.)
Silan: "Ahhhhh!!!!! Why this betrayal? WHY????"
Polip: "It would only be betrayal if I went along with this whole ridiculous charade."
Silan: "Polip, you never sounded like that before, what's wrong with your voice?"
Polip: "There's nothing wrong with my voice fool and stop calling me that ridiculous name."
Silan: "ugh......ugh........but Polip...........Polip...............*SHOCKING INHALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*. You fiend, how could you?!"
Polip: "No, I believe that correct question is, how could you? How could you kill your own child. Polip only loved and obeyed your every whim his entire SHORT life.......and you just kill him."
Silan: "NooooO!!!!!!!!! But I did not know!!!! My poor, dear Polip..............
..............p...................po......................po...... . . "
*THUMP*

Powerfulone1987: "Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Powerfulone1987: "............I told you not to call me "Po", hahaha!!!"
Powerfulone1987: "Now with this newly acquired body, I have a whole new life ahead of me and another chance to reenact my Transition Period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Is it comprehensible.....

how entertaining

Fine!

Goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

is it MY fault you've been having a conversation withyourself? no!

that was cool! i like it...very entertaining!

people who say that anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door.

uh...

Originally posted by bananamunkey131
that was cool! i like it...very entertaining!

people who say that anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door.

he does have a point ya know

did you know that a ducks quack doesnt echo

huh?

yea, i think i knew that

huh? what? amaya should be here soon, i saw her bus on the road. at least i think she will be, if she isn't grounded again....that would suck!

fuurutsukikee!