The (Parcially) Insane Club

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I had nothing to do with it

Originally posted by SharinganFire06
hello muffin king!!
hi!

amaya's sick 😘 she can't be on until she's well enough to do her chores....i'm sorry for her.

***************Time Rewind****************

*Wakes up in the middle of the forest and hears running coming my way*

*quickly climbs up in tree and looks down*

*I see my past self and the others running by after me past self*

*I run atop the trees toward the Lagoon* (I never could run this swiftly and lightly across the tree tops before if at all)

*hears some talking*

*It's my past self in the Lagoon talking to Lord Follen*

*The squid emerges, it reaches out to grab my past self*

*just as the squid grabs my past self, I move in*

(What?Whoa. Everything is a sluggish blur as if nothing else is moving and it's just me, it's as if i'm moving as the speed of light, but my body has disassembled itself and I'm a bunch of molecules moving toward the point where I need to be)

*I get there and quickly reform, time starts up again and I quickly take the place of my past self left in ashes*

*I quickly push Follen out of the way before the Squid grabs him and kills him LIKE IT DID BEFORE (WINK WINK!)*

*The squid grabs me instead* (what!? no not again, this wasn't suppose to happen, maybe Follen was suppose to die)

*I'm pulled under water with voltage shooting through my body while being squeezed to death and deprived of oxygen*

(I have to get out of this)

*My body kind of fazes out and the squid's TENTACLES slide right through me*
(i'm free)

*I must prevent this squid from harming anyone else*

*My body disperses and my molecules break away and go all out through the water* (i'm the lagoon)

*I cause a big whirlpool and go round and round until the squid is twirling directly in the middle*

*My molecules leave the water and go up into the sky into the clouds and come back down as lightening and I strike the squid dead center in the whirlpool and that with all of the water coming in on it b/c the whirlpool is weakening and falling inward onto overloads it's voltage capacity and it explodes*

*my molecules shoot everywhere from the explosion*

...............

*I emerge from the water as a watery form myself on my hands and knees slowly in front of everyone who has just watched this feat*

is it comprehensible.....

*claps* thanks for saving us sir!

can i join im a helicopter

that you can as long as you don't make tomatoe sauce with your feet

this is insane

i hate that picture!!! stupid f*CK.... i kill you with my precious cleaver

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
***************Time Rewind****************

*Wakes up in the middle of the forest and hears running coming my way*

*quickly climbs up in tree and looks down*

*I see my past self and the others running by after me past self*

*I run atop the trees toward the Lagoon* (I never could run this swiftly and lightly across the tree tops before if at all)

*hears some talking*

*It's my past self in the Lagoon talking to Lord Follen*

*The squid emerges, it reaches out to grab my past self*

*just as the squid grabs my past self, I move in*

(What?Whoa. Everything is a sluggish blur as if nothing else is moving and it's just me, it's as if i'm moving as the speed of light, but my body has disassembled itself and I'm a bunch of molecules moving toward the point where I need to be)

*I get there and quickly reform, time starts up again and I quickly take the place of my past self left in ashes*

*I quickly push Follen out of the way before the Squid grabs him and kills him LIKE IT DID BEFORE (WINK WINK!)*

*The squid grabs me instead* (what!? no not again, this wasn't suppose to happen, maybe Follen was suppose to die)

*I'm pulled under water with voltage shooting through my body while being squeezed to death and deprived of oxygen*

(I have to get out of this)

*My body kind of fazes out and the squid's TENTACLES slide right through me*
(i'm free)

*I must prevent this squid from harming anyone else*

*My body disperses and my molecules break away and go all out through the water* (i'm the lagoon)

*I cause a big whirlpool and go round and round until the squid is twirling directly in the middle*

*My molecules leave the water and go up into the sky into the clouds and come back down as lightening and I strike the squid dead center in the whirlpool and that with all of the water coming in on it b/c the whirlpool is weakening and falling inward onto overloads it's voltage capacity and it explodes*

*my molecules shoot everywhere from the explosion*

...............

*I emerge from the water as a watery form myself on my hands and knees slowly in front of everyone who has just watched this feat*

is it comprehensible.....

wow

i agree.... i love air!

wow, I missed alot.

Welcome back powerful one

me too, munkey, me too

i'm eating pudding!!

*As I'm emerging from the lagoon in this watery form, I collaspe onto the ground and splash everywhere and my watery body flows out and soaks into the ground*

is it comprehenisble.....

.... my sis is ticked at her bf! amaya, wish me luck tonight with her cuz i may just die under her reaccuring fury!

* throws an elephant at munkey*

Alright, folks, sit down. Tonight I'm going to tell you a farfnogg (which is like a story except instead of a story it's a farfnogg). Now if you all sit down and relax, don't interrupt, I'm sure we can all have a great FARFNOGG! time.

It was a warm spring afternoon, the kind of day where the air is alive with *spontaneously combusts*

*is reincarnated*
And then Liggo forgot what he/she/it/they/we/I/you/them/y'all was doing and went out for a bite to eat. As for what happened to the yorgralikna people... well, that's a different FARFNOGG!!!!

/end FARFNOGG!!!

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Originally posted by Lovely Murder
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*hisses and flees to the hills of Persernitynoglapokemon*

im so sad at you right now....